How long it took me to finish these games on my first try:
GTA V: 31 hrs
Ghost Recon Wildlands: 28 hrs
WatchDogs 2: 18 hrs
Just Cause 3: 29 hrs
Hitman Absolution: 8 hrs
Hitman: 6 hrs
Hitman 2: 7 hrs
Hitman 3: 8 hrs
The Crew 2: 38 hrs
Wolfenstein - The New Order: 7 hrs
Wolfenstein - The Old Blood: 4 hrs
Witcher 3: 59 hrs

Mouse: Steelseries Rival 600

Laptop: Lenovo Legion Y520 (Gaming Laptop) (first one in Austrlia to own this, bought it at IEM Sydney).

Headset: Steelseries Arctis 5 wired

Some Random Quotes:

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left.",

"When you do crazy things, expect crazy results",

"No I didn't trip, the floor looked like it needed a hug",


"Better late than never, but never late is better",

"I was standing in the park playing frisbee, and I never understood why the firsbee got bigger. That's when it hit me"

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.",


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.",


"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups",


"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.",

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.",

"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.",

"An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.",


"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.",


"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. [Robin Williams]",


"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.",

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.",

"Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.",

"A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.",

"All men are equal before fish.",
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.",

"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.",

"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.",

"We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.",

"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.",

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the noob on the other side die for his",

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.",

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.",

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.",

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.",

"Why do people say 'no offense' right before they're about to offend you?",

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.",

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.",


"The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.",


"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.",


"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.",

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