hey, MATE!! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear saying to me violently "mmm Daddy i love the way your ear tastes, i felt his hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, as he yelped like a cowgirl and said "pucker up buttercup were going for a ride". I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

Hi my name is Ozi i like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and i realize i'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a woolies parking lot.

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