Recent reviews by Gold "The Schnoz" {Decap}

I play this for the hats

Good game, very reminiscent of Resident Evil 1.

Fun game

Nostalgia 9/10
I wish there was less Prometheus

I felt a great shame come down from the heavens, as whichever god observes our passing lives looked into my very soul and felt great sorrow and more fear than most men will ever fear as the ever approaching horde of anime schoolgirls descend from their mighty hallways and hurl insults and invitations from the windows as I progress through the courtyard of the damned. Their blank stares calling out to me, but in the hand which should hold a gun to help them escape their misery. They are forced to experience "pleasure" and fall before me, demons escaping their head while they fade away into a pink mist. Not yet released from their eternal damnation, merely dissipating into the furthest depths of hell. Cursed to chase the pervert in their school while he aims for pictures of their panties by any means. If there is a god, he has allowed me to see sin. Fully and without interrupt. There is now a darkness in my soul, a hole in my faith, a tear in my eye. For my greatest sin was performed and without a titty as reward.

Good wank material

4/5

Cyber Agent, more like Cyber Trash haha, big lack of coitus. There is also very little exposed jibblies

1/5

Kinky
3/5

Thanks I hate that I love it

Reinstated my deep seated fear of barrels, chill music, no nip tho

3/5