I am Willard Wyler, master of the macabre. For over 40 years, I've directed the most TERRIFYING, VISCERAL, and BLOODY scenes ever committed to film. My contribution to horror is nothing short of genius. Before my retirement, people demanded to know my secrets. How did I make it look all so real? Hah! If you really wanna know how the sausage is made in a Willard Wyler picture, the recipe is simple. First, you add actors. Then, you start GRINDING.

Ah-hem. You're late... Welcome. You've all been chosen to play a unique role in my return to the big screen. My KILLER comeback. But I warn you now: my methods tend to be a bit...*chuckles* extreme.

I expect my actors to give it their all. Their blood, their bodies, everything to the performance. Thus, it is imperative that we set the mood to ensure each and every one of you fully commits to your character. What you're about to become a part of is a culmination of my life's work. The crowning achievement of my career. The first scene is set in the 1980's. I call it... "Zombies in Spaceland".

Hang on to your seats!