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I'm probably gonna hit 1000 Hours and not regret it.

Before you play your first game here is some steps to dominate your oponents.

You'll get addicted to betting.
Lose everything.
Buy cases to get skins so bet.
Want a colourful knife.
Buy a colourful Knife.
Want a better one.
Buy a better one.
Get some more skins.
Want better skins.
Get bored of these skins.
Pray to Gaben for a red.
Get a blue.

This is a normal scenario for your first game.
Meet a Russian.
♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ all over the place.
See his 80% Headshot accuracy.
Say he is a hacker.
Get called a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.
Wonder what that means.
Spray with an Ak.
Get beat by his team.
Add him so he can show you his skillz.

Afterwards if you've done the other steps correctly this should happen.
Show him your knife.
He sends you a link to his website.
You go there.
There is nothing there.
2 Days later your knife disapears.
All of your skins are gone.
Mr.Russian Sends you a message.
It Says: "Получить остатки старого ♥♥♥♥ спасибо за свободного ножом и шкур"
You wonder what that means.
He blocks you from steam.
You cry.
Gaben doesn't help.
You never play CsGo again.

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Its a good game. One where you can marry cousin to cousin, kill your children because you want to, Go mad and make your horse your chancellor, play the game of thrones mod, be a Lord as a 1 year old, poison your king, Kill your family, Seduce a Lesbian, be a drunk inbred dwarf with a hunchback and a lisp (don't, I didn't last one second), start a war with your Dad because you can't wait for him to die, rename your kingdom "The rest of you can suck it", take over the world or even atempt to win the game with gavelkind and 15 children... The list goes on. While if you want your time to go fast instead of waiting around you will need to have an ok computer and Multiplayer is hard to play with randoms. The game still has hours of endless fun and Murders and you should definitely pick it up if it's on sale.

A Good game is an Unsderstatment I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it.

69/10 Would definitely install my Homosexual brother as anti-pope then infect my sister with Gonnorhea again.

One of the best Lan games I've ever played ... Even better its free!

I COMPLETELY love this game its so addicting! I mean considering its in alpha it isnt perfect for example i was running down a flight of stairs trying to run away from some crazed bandit wielding a pistol when i glitched through the wall and died from fall damage but apart from that all i have had is fun!