RetroBoy
They call me Bootyboy (Don't ask me why)
 
 
Just a weirdo who enjoys nostalgia and playing with friends :)
Feel free to stick around! :wesker: :jug::quick::speedcola: :wesker:
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Hello, stranger!
I've got a GOOD selection of information for ya, stranger.
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Favorite Band - Bon Jovi.
Gender - Male.
Favorite Game Franchise - Resident Evil.
Favorite Game - Team Fortress 2
Favorite Hobby - Playing My Piano.
Favorite TV Show - used to be Doctor Who until the 12th doctor left, now it's become another platform for entitled femi & equality nazi's to push their diversity on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You've shot all the blue tokens, here's a little something on the house, stranger.
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I'm a Playstation and Nintendo collector. More specifically a retro collector.
I play Piano and love making music with not only that, but also on PC.
I LOVE Resident Evil, so if you disrespect the franchise i'll turn you into a Jill sandwich after you've given me your eggs. :wesker:
I LOVE CoD Zombies, so we shall not talk about Vanguard. :wesker: - 'How dissappointing.'
Much like chaos, which was quite...'Chaotic'...he..hehe... g-get it? :wesker: - 'How dissappoin-' Shut up Wesker! >:(
The Chaos maps weren't bad, it's just that if you prefer the OG storyline which is Aether, you'd rather not have the 9 year old army knocking on your door, ready to sacrifice 2/3's of their brain capacity to formulate words such as 'Gay' and 'Based' and 'Poggers'. But that's alright, they just want to fit in with the rest because of their lack of superiority. That's me, i forgive my enemies because i know their mental-comprehension doesn't allow them any better.

My favorite game is Team Fortress 2. Playing this game for the first time as a 10 year old kid, I grew up with it to make many, many, MANY mistakes. Getting a salvaged crate drop, not knowing any better and immediately giving it to the first guy who offers me 2 1.33 ref cosmetics for it.

Getting an unusual for my birthday at the age of 13, not knowing anything about TF2 economics and immediately selling it for a handfull of cosmetics and taunts.

And my biggest regret yet.. about 2 years ago I got bored of TF2 & sold my dream inventory, chicken kiev, max-head, the banana-head (yeahyeah I know, not the actual name but YKWIM) etc etc. Nearly all the taunts, you name it, I had it. Planned on selling it through marketplace, but of course they got rid of the selling option due to alot of scamming going on. Thus I had about 400 euros on steam, and bought a bunch of games I wanted xD (FML)

So with all these regrets combined, I am who I am now. Starting over fresh and clean on TF2, slowly but surely building up my inventory again. And most of all, no more f*ck ups, never again.
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Other than that text-equivalent of a vietnam-flashback...

My favorite top 3 Call Of Duty Zombies maps are..

Tranzit
Burried
Alpha-Omega.
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Tranzit
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Before you're ready to have a go at me because 'HUEHUEHUE I LIKE tRaNsHiT'. I pretty much grew up with Black Ops 1 and Black Ops 2. I wasn't a hard kid who asked for much, thus, I appreciated Tranzit as it was. I wasn't insecure so i didn't need to ♥♥♥♥ on the map purely to fit everyone else's agenda and gain their social approval. So feel free to state that I'm 'bLiNdEd By NoStAlGiA' if it makes you feel like you've achieved your keyboard-dominance! :)

Burried
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Oh boy, where do I start?
A cowboy-themed zombies map!? :steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy:
Little 12 year old me, excited for a DLC, 4 months-prior to his birthday.
The memories, the new guns, the new buildables. 'Leroy' which we all know and love as Arthur now.
The origin-location of the Pack-A-Punch, the new perks, the spooky witches :HiStudy:
I loved, and still love.. every last pixel of that map with every fiber of my being.

Alpha-Omega
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Nuketown zombies, again, b-but BIGGER... AND YOU CAN GO INTO THE BUNKER!? AND OMFG T.E.D.D. IS IN THERE TOO AND OH MY GOOD GOD THE ORIGIN LOCATION OF THE RAYGUN MARK2 AND OMFG THAT OUTRO MUSIC IS SOOO MUCH LIKE TRANZIT.
Ahem, It's not just all that, it's how the map felt so nostalgic, it felt like the perfect combination of Tranzit and Nuketown, Ultimis and Primis. even poor, poor Marlton was back to welcome us once more. And besides all that it's the never-ending memories I have on each and every version of Nuketown, from BO1 all the way to Cold War.
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I love these maps and will never ever stop loving them.
Even if, the occasional 11-year old gets off on overly-exaggerating someone's opinion to make up for how he got rejected by the airpod, gucci-merch, gianormous-white-sneakers with her phone sticking out of her back-pocket class thot named f*cking, Champagne.
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Now, some info about Resident Evil.

My favorite RE game to date is RE4, however, RE5 will forever hold a special place in my heart since it's the game that introduced me to the franchise.

With all that said,
Feel free to add me! :steamhappy:



Oh, and don't ask me why I've got so many crocodile heads.
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Lukart 8 Oct @ 6:12am 
It's been 84 years, I'm still waiting for my free stranges
rains 8 Oct @ 6:10am 
-rep No free stranges.
rains 12 Sep @ 3:00am 
+rep He robbed my entire house but he felt so bad to a point he wanted to give it back. He was clearly in need of a house so I politely declined which caused him to have a breakdown, since nobody let him steal their house! I even said I'll give him a coffee machine, but he started screaming and punching the air. I was confused at first until I looked behind me and a bigger house now belonged to me. Turns out it was all a social experiment. Great guy! 10/10 would let him steal my house again! :wesker:
rains 30 Jul @ 11:46am 
-rep, he's been drinking too much coffee every 7 minutes :wesker:
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rains 30 Mar @ 5:09pm 
One durian fruit a day, keeps the angry Gob away :wesker: