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You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."

We're gonna skate to one song and one song only
Ball so hard, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna fine me
So I ball so hard, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna fine me
But first ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gotta find me
What's 50 grand to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me?
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard, this ♥♥♥♥ crazy
Y'all don't know that don't ♥♥♥♥ faze me
The Nets could go 0 for 82
And I look at you like this ♥♥♥♥ gravy
Ball so hard, this ♥♥♥♥ weird
We ain't even 'posed to be here
Ball so hard, but since we here
It's only right that we'd be fair
Psycho, I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick
Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
Ball so hard, got a broke clock
Rollies that don't tick-tock
Audemars that's losing time
Hidden behind all these big rocks
B-Ball so hard, I'm shocked too
I'm supposed to be locked up too
You escaped what I've escaped
You'd be in Paris getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up too
B-Ball so hard, let's get faded
Le Meurice for like six days
Gold bottles, scold models
Spillin' Ace on my sick J's
Ball so hard, ♥♥♥♥♥, behave
Just might let you meet Ye
Chi-towns, D. Rose
I'm moving the Nets, BK
Ball so hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna fine me
That ♥♥♥♥ cray, that ♥♥♥♥ cray, that ♥♥♥♥ cray
B-Ball so hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna fine me
That ♥♥♥♥ cray, that ♥♥♥♥ cray, that ♥♥♥♥ cray
She said, "Ye, can we get married at the mall?"
I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball"
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all
, ain't it Jay?
(B-Ball so hard) what she order? (What she order?) Fish fillet?
(B-Ball so hard) your whip so cold (whip so cold), this old thing?
(Ball so hard) act like you'll never be around ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like this again
Bougie girl, grab her hand
♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥, she 'on't wanna dance
'Scuse my French, but I'm in France, hehe, I'm just sayin'
Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me
'Cause I was him, I would've (married Kate and Ashley)
What's Gucci, my ♥♥♥♥♥? What's Louis, my killer?
What's drugs, my dealer? What's that jacket, Margiela?
Doctors say I'm the illest
'Cause I'm suffering from realness
Got my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in Paris and they going gorillas, huh?
I don't even know what that means
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
No, it's not, it's gross. Gets the people going
Ball so hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna fine me
B-Ball so hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna fine me
You are now watching the throne
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
These other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is lyin'
Actin' like the summer ain't mine
I got that hot ♥♥♥♥♥ in my home
You know how many hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I own?
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
The stars is in the building
They hands is to the ceiling
I know I'm 'bout to kill it
How you know? I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
Don't let me into my zone
Don't let me into my zone
I'm definitely in my zone

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Pros
-you can shoot guns if you do not get spawn peakers or cheaters
-I promise if you play this game long enough you will leave you love one behind
-you can meet plenty of people who will want to kill themselves
-I am more so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so racist
Cons
-NO giggle physics
-NO real teammates, I swear the teammates are just AI for how dead the game
-NO concentration because how hot all the operators on (Trust Me)
-NO time you will think this game is fun
-NO way you will ever look at life the same after playing so many hours of this game
-NO way you ever escape this life of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
-NO way you will ever learn the game because retarded Ubisoft changes everything once and then takes it away just for them to make a bigger change (A.K.A) 1.5 scope

I guess you can border same land or whatever

First of all, sorry for not finding another decent title but it pretty much sums my following text.

I've been playing video games online for about 10 years now, experienced some great games and some great features and I can truly say to you that the matchmaking system that Valve has brought into CS:GO is probably the worst thing I've ever encountered as a gamer.

Yes, there's thousands and thousands of threads regarding how bad matchmaking is but really, do they matter in ANY way to Valve or to their policy or future ideas to updates ?

What the hell needs to happen in the matchmaking for the community finally have some DECENT changes into it ? Don't know, someone makes the headline of CNN by killing another guy while playing CS:GO ?

I'm going to tell you my experienced today with matchmaking. Played 6 matches. 5 of them were against people wallhacking or aimbotting.

What Valve gave us ? Yes, there's a Surrender feature but someone needs to leave the match in order to give surrender. So, let's put this case scenario: My team is playing against 4 retarded "British People" Or "Russian People"order to end the match, one of my team needs to leave and get banned for abandoning the match. I'm sorry, does this makes any sense to any people there on Valve ?

As a R6 player, I can honor or report a player after the game. Well, Battle eye system kind works because everyday we see reports on people getting banned for a certain period. So, what Valve gives you ? A commend/report system as well but with one difference: DOES IT ACTUALLY WORKS ?

Seriously, what's the meaning of that ? What's the objective ? Are there any results ? Where can we even see them ?

I found myself playing with people that never played Counter-Strike in their life. As a Counter-Strike enthusiast since the release of 1.5 (yes, I came late), its with great joy that I see friends of mine, who played Medal of Honor and Call of Duty in the past, playing Counter-Strike, at least on an active level, for the first time. But what do they get ? Cheaters and cheaters and more cheaters.

CS:Source came in the end of 2004 and with that, Sourcers had VAC 2. Almost 10 years have passed and Valve can't deliver any important and decisive update to stop with the abusive cheating. Not only in the most important eSports leagues all around the world since they use their own or 3D party anti-cheats but also in their own servers.

I wouldn't even complain about their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 64 tickrate servers or having to play with 100 ping when my max ping is set to 70, I wouldn't even care about that if I simply could play without cheaters.

If any of you is reading this right now, you are probably asking, YES OK WE ARE BAD BUT WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST TO MAKE IT BETTER ?

Do you know that karma can be a ♥♥♥♥♥ right ? How about, like a simple posting method, introducing karma or anything like it to the players ? If a player as a huge negative karma, at least a specific one (eg: cheating?!?!?), is banned for entering the servers for a specific time. (WOW THAT'S HOW THE HONOR AND REPORT SYSTEM WORKS!!!)

Instead of giving 1 million dollars for the International 3 (sorry Dota guys) invest that money one creating or implementing DECENT changes into VAC 2. I'm sure you can find suspicious files around Google.

Clearly CS:GO ain't popular. It's a fact. Just look at LoL and compare it. If Riot can use their tribunal system with 100x more players than CS:GO, I'm sure Valve can do a better work on that. Act fast. Don't let cheaters play months on the servers until they get banned.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gives us a "Surrender at any time" feature. Its stupid that one honest person needs to get banned for abandoning a match in order to stop a match that is being ruined by cheaters.

You know the .screenshot command that we saw in the Counter-Strike 1.6 gathers, which would enable the users to see what other players were doing ? Wouldn't that be awesome and a great help to you if you could let the community ".screenshot" and catch more cheaters than your anti-cheat ? Great!

Finally, I can say that if I didn't had to use CS:GO for some works, I mean, literally, for some works, I would have uninstalled it already. There's nothing more in the matchmaking system that keeps me wanting to play it. Your going to say: "BUT YOU'VE GOT MEDALS". Fantastic, I've got e-medals, which I need to win 50 matches to get promoted and lose one to go back again. Great Valve. Find another things to get your matchmaking attractive, more than simple e-medals.

You ruined my Counter-Strike experience. I really don't feel joy on playing the game, even against people I know. Everything I want to play for fun, I find fighting against myself for not deleting the game.

Either you change things or probably things will become worst in a near future, at least, in your beloved "casual gaming community" that you love so much and keep updating the game. There's nothing worse to a person on finding cheaters in the first time they try the game.