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[DREAM] II_-H4v0C-_II

Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany

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Hi, I'm II_-H4v0C-_II and I totally look like the badass dude on my profile picture. I have tons of friends on Steam, PSN, Origin, and basically every other social network (and in real life of course) which makes me totally cool and socially acceptable.

What else should you know about me? Well, I think a list with all my hobbies should tell you something about my great personality.

► My hobbies are:

• watching paint dry
• going up/down the escalator
• ignoring warning labels
• bullying road users
• moving off extremely slow after the traffic light turns green
• driving way slower than permitted on fast lanes
• blocking handicapped parkings
• blinding airline pilots with laser pointers
• farting in crowded areas
• blaming innocent people for my farts
• picking pretty daisies
• counting to infinity
• engaging in jolly cooperation

►Gaming-related hobbies/activities:
• supporting shady DLC & microtransaction practices (It's all OK guys, you don't have to buy them!)
• pre-ordering games so I get extremely valuable and useful bonuses
• buying games on day one and thus getting a supreme 1st class experience (by playing well-balanced and bug-free games)
• paying 120€ for the super delta deluxe extreme edition of games so I don't need to unlock things that would otherwise require me to actually play the game
• defending really likable publishers like Electronic Farts on social platforms
• being an important part of the team in certain MP based games by keeping all ammo and health crates for myself
• being a huge help in shooter games by picking sniper classes and hitting ♥♥♥♥

►Steam-related hobbies/activities:
• bragging about my excelling top-notch PC
• laughing at ridiculously overpriced games
• looking for cheap games because I've spent all my bucks on overpriced hardware
• waiting for new Steam sales just to get disappointed again
• spending money on ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trading cards to boost my ego my Steam level
• writing utterly pointless summaries about myself for my Steam profile
• hanging out with people that share the same pathetic hobbies

All things considered, I like doing reasonable things. I guess I'm just an average Joe.

► If you:

• are a proud member of the PC Master Race
• accept the PC supremacy as a matter of fact
• are no Frenchman
• don't discriminate against other people because of their ethnicity
• think that every human being should have the right to own a 3000$ gaming rig
• think nobody should play at puny 30FPS because it's inhumane
• want to spread the ideal of 1440p@144FPS gaming all across the globe
• neither speak French nor eat frog legs/canard à la presse
• don't discriminate against other people because they speak a weird language and eat weird food
• think the 3rd Reich wasn't so bad after all (I mean they reduced the unemployment rate and built lots of highways!)
• are being called a douche quite frequently by other people because of your opinions
• have minor issues with people of French descent because of their inability to speak English in MP games
• don't discriminate against other people because of their inability to speak languages other than their own
• shrug off any kind of criticism concerning your pride you take in being a valiant PC gamer by flexing your oversized muscles
• really like large lists with a lot of bullet points
Then feel free to add me as a friend so we can cleanse this world from heretics together

►Also, make sure to check out my superb gaming rig to get super envious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ):

Link [pcpartpicker.com]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍy ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ/ꜰʀᴀɴᴄʜɪꜱᴇꜱ

⠀⠀┌⠀ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴇʀ: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┬⠀ᴍᴀꜱꜱ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛ:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ┐
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴇʀ 2 & 3⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ► ᴍᴀꜱꜱ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛ 1-3
⠀⠀└ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┴ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┘
⠀⠀┌⠀ᴀɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴍᴩɪʀᴇꜱ: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┬⠀ᴅᴀʀᴋ ꜱᴏᴜʟꜱ:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ┐
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ᴀɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴍᴩɪʀᴇꜱ 1-3⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ► ᴅᴀʀᴋ ꜱᴏᴜʟꜱ 1-3
⠀⠀└ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┴ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ┘
⠀⠀┌⠀ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ɢᴇᴀʀ:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀┬⠀ꜰᴀʟʟᴏᴜᴛ:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┐
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ɢᴇᴀʀ ꜱᴏʟɪᴅ 1-5⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ► ꜰᴀʟʟᴏᴜᴛ 3 & 4
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ɢᴇᴀʀ ꜱᴏʟɪᴅ: ᴩᴇᴀᴄᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ► ꜰᴀʟʟᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴠᴇɢᴀꜱ
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⠀⠀┌⠀ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱy: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ┬⠀ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴢᴇʟᴅᴀ:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀┐
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱy ᴠɪɪ, ᴠɪɪɪ & x⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ʟɪɴᴋ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱy ᴍyꜱᴛɪᴄ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ► ᴀ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴩᴀꜱᴛ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ᴄʀɪꜱɪꜱ ᴄᴏʀᴇ: ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱy ᴠɪɪ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ► ᴏᴄᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴏꜰ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀► ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱy xɪᴠ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ► ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪʟᴅ
⠀⠀└ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┴ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┘

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