Recent reviews by Yellow Evo

A demo for one of the most unique racing games I've seen lately. Definitely worth trying.

Let the senses clear your mind

I've never been disappointed in a game that much in a long time. Fahrenheit was very promising and I enjoyed a lot of it, but the final hour and sudden downgrade in quality of the story ruined everything.
The Purple Clan being a group of powerful, materialised AI is such a wasted potential. It could've been something simple, like another Orange Clan with a different agenda, but QD tried to make the plot more unique. Besides, the "Bogart" chapter is SO ridiculous; it feels like David Cage suddenly stopped working on the script an it was finished by a random guy - Markus being there, if you saved him, Carla falling in love with Lucas and becoming pregnant feels dumb AF.
Besides the story, steering also sucks. I've tried playing it on keyboard & mouse, but quickly switched to a controller. It definitely is the "right" way to play this game, but it's not perfect. At weird camera angles, you inputs can get inverted.
Look, I really tried to like this game, but I just can't, it's beyond me. I've done all the achievements so that I'll never have to come back to this game again.

It has "Superman" by Goldfinger

This game is yet another reason to put every Finnish person on a watchlist.

10/10

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Look, if you have like an hour of free time, spend it on this. You won't regret it

Now I'm a little M O T I V A T E D

Nero's a dead weight LMAO

A must-play with a memorable soundtrack.















I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INVINCIBLE!

The same day I played DotA I got insomnia.