Fallout 76 ruined my life. When I loaded the game a Todd Howard busted out of the monitor and stabbed me in the kneecap. Then pissed on my as I was on the floor withering in pain. After that Todd went downstairs and ate my dog, set my couch on fire, smashed by TV, and slashed my car tires. Then Todd came back up, and started kicking me in the face while singing country roads until I was unconscious. When I came to I realized by wallet was stolen, and when I checked my bank account was empty. Then Todd emerged from closet, dragged me downstairs and chained me to a radiator. While i was chained up, Todd impersonated and went to work, and kicked my boss in the balls. After that he went to my girlfriend's house and punched her in the mouth.

When I got out I ran upstairs to call the police, but Todd had cut the phone lines, and threw my cell into the garbage dispenser. And on the table was the note saying "I'LL BE BACK!"