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ㅤ* What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ♥♥♥♥..."
ㅤ* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
ㅤ* Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!