Recent reviews by HunterSThompson

Basically bought this game for a girl, every lady I know has played this game for some reason.
Helps me get laid
20/10

Best point and click adventure game in the world

Hard af once you get online, but so worth it!

AMAZING

Having a fun time with character customization. Can change facial hair to disgusting sweaty pedophile stache. 10/10

Once you've killed every 'cop' in every city about 10 times, the game gets boring. Also, Uplay is absolute ♥♥♥♥. I can't play any of my Uplay games without an internet connection. It's sounds like a minor thing, but I have data caps and once they decide to limit my internet, I get speeds of 25 kb/s and nothing works. Seriously, take a lesson from Rockstar's Social Club. When you start up GTA IV, for example, you just enter your account info and you're good to go, even without internet. I payed about $100 into Assassin's Creed 3 and Far Cry 3, and it looks like it's $100 absolutley wasted because of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRM. They also switched back to the old Captcha system on the website, you know the one. You get one set of numbers, but need to fill out two Captcha boxes. I think Ubisoft forgot Computer Science 3. what idiots