Recent reviews by Manager Esquire!

playing this game taught me things...

>a dogs poop is actually an explosive
>peeing is like shooting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ machine gun
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ninja turtles
>u can pee at butterflies and raccoons and everything moving

9.11/10

Would have rated 10 if i was able to eat that steak i cooked
That i found in the backyard

If you want headaches and Stress and other Symptomps of Death, play this game.
want to commit suicide? play this game. perfect way to end ur lyfe both
methaporically and literally... but seriously, its a fun game.