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Gangnam Style
Op- op- op op- Oppa es Gangnam Style,
Gangnam Style
Op- op- op op- Oppa es Gangnam Style,
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
I been a nasty girl, nasty
I been a nasty girl, nasty
I been a nasty, nasty, nasty
Is somebody gonna match my freak?
Is somebody gonna match my freak?
Is somebody gonna match my nasty?
I got stamina, they say I'm a athlete
Is somebody gonna match my freak?
Need somebody with a good technique
Is somebody gonna match my nasty?
Pillow talking got my throat raspy
If you keep up with me
I'll keep on coming back
If you do it too good
I'm gonna get attached
'Cause it feels like heaven when it hurts so bad
Baby, put it on me
I like it just like that
Just like that
I been a nasty girl, nasty
I been a nasty girl, nasty (just like that)
I been a nasty girl, nasty
I been a nasty, nasty, nasty (I like it just like that)
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╬═╬ SUBI PA QUE TE CARREO
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╬═╬☻/
╬═╬/▌
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夢を追って傷ついて
Yume wo otte kizutsuite
嘘が下手な癖に笑えない笑顔を見せた
Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao wo miseta
I love youもろくに言わない
I love you moroku ni iwanai
口下手で本当に不器用
Kuchi-ben de hontō ni bukiyō
なのになのにどうしてさよならは言えたの
Na no ni na no ni dōshite sayonara wa ieta no
だめだね
Dame da ne
だめよだめなのよ
Dame yo dame na no yo
あんたが好きで好きすぎて
Anta ga suki de suki sugite
どれだけ強いお酒でも
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
歪まない思い出がばかみたい
Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai
ばかみたい 本当ばかね
Baka mitai kodomo nano ne
夢を追って傷ついて
Yume wo otte kizutsuite
嘘が下手な癖に笑えない笑顔を見せた
Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao wo miseta
I love youもろくに言わない
I love you moroku ni iwanai
口下手で本当に不器用
Kuchi-ben de hontō ni bukiyō
なのになのにどうしてさよならは言えたの
Na no ni na no ni dōshite sayonara wa ieta no
だめだね
Dame da ne
だめよだめなのよ
Dame yo dame na no yo
あんたが好きで好きすぎて
Anta ga suki de suki sugite
どれだけ強いお酒でも
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
歪まない思い出がばかみたい
Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai
ばかみたい 本当ばかね
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