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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 11:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:15am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 7:01am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:18am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:41am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:42pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 2:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:36am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:36am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:55pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 1:13am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:04pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:06pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:24pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:33pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:37am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 4:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:32am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:18am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:13am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:44am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:11pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:40pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 3:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 7:01am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 11:58am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:28am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:26pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:38am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:55am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:43pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:17am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:33pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:59am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:41am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 12:41am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 5:44am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 2:20pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:35pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:27am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:58am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 4:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 3:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:59am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:15am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:51am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:56am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:57am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:02am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:02am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:02am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:27am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:48pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:06pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:26am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:02am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
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Born for this job

Have 100 You.
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Episode II

Have 150 You.
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Copy that

Have 200 You.
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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
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Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
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Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
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Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
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Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
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Introspection

Have 700 You.
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Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.