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Dwight schrute 19 Jan @ 7:32am 
LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯
Honkin' Friskily 19 Jan @ 6:46am 
uwu
Dwight schrute 19 Jan @ 5:19am 
leave me alone u stalker stop posting on my page ewww u sicken me :steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown:
Dwight schrute 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm 
Oh man, I just watched this porn movie last night, and I can't get over that one scene. You know the one I'm talking about? Right before the big climax, they pan over this guy's face and he makes the dumbest expression. I was masturbating furiously as the guy was about to unload an enormous amount of ♥♥♥ on a woman's face and just as I was about to ♥♥♥. The director decided to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shove his big dumb ugly face onto my computer screen. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ screwed up my ejaculation. My ♥♥♥♥ tensed up as to not fully release seeing his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid face, because my ♥♥♥♥ thought I was about to ejaculate inside his mouth or something. It totally broke the immersion for me. Imagine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a woman and then your dad pops out of nowhere and jumps his ass first onto your open mouth. Give me his address so I can ♥♥♥♥ his wife and show him my big dumb face as I am about to ejaculate into her ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you and go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ numbskull.
The Koi of Okinawa 18 May, 2024 @ 2:00pm 
Are we gonna ♥♥♥♥ or what?
Dwight schrute 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:32pm 
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Emolu 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32pm 
Wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper funkin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o' newcastle ya daft kunt.
Emolu 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10pm 
ur my fav IT chatbot
Chewie 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39pm 
Whatchu doin' out here with all this ass?????
CJC 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02pm 
do u want to make a snowman?
Dwight schrute 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am 
🕴️"ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴵ ˢᵃʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ"
🕳️ 👩🏽‍🦯

🕴️"ᴺᵉᵛᵉʳᵐᶦⁿᵈ"
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Emolu 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
Dwight schrute 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:52am 
gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
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Dwight schrute 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm 
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Emolu 21 Aug, 2021 @ 10:49am 
whats up u fuggin GEY
Dwight schrute 7 Jun, 2021 @ 6:42pm 
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
Dwight schrute 26 May, 2021 @ 4:23pm 
how it gums to gum gum gum
gum gum
gumulate ur gums
Dwight schrute 24 May, 2021 @ 3:10pm 
lol
Dwight schrute 24 May, 2021 @ 3:38am 
I SAW THAT BIG BLACK DILDO ON YOUR FLOOR
Dwight schrute 24 Feb, 2021 @ 3:16am 
how it chews to gum five feels
gum gum
sense ur stimulate
Dwight schrute 10 Feb, 2021 @ 8:24am 
something to do with green and blue
SubZeroAmber 1 Jan, 2021 @ 2:04pm 
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chewie 22 Oct, 2020 @ 4:49pm 
+rep fantastic frog
Dwight schrute 27 Feb, 2020 @ 10:59pm 
Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼
Dwight schrute 27 Feb, 2020 @ 10:59pm 
Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼
Dwight schrute 30 Nov, 2019 @ 2:02pm 
no u
Dwight schrute 30 Nov, 2019 @ 10:28am 
ur gay bro
꧁Jay꧂ 20 Dec, 2017 @ 2:38am 
Adding you to ask a quick question about the full requirements of Xenload.

"Unable to open file!" - CHmod 755 recursive too, VPS web hosting
Mindy 10 Jul, 2017 @ 10:30pm 
I added you cause I have a question about XenLoad
Ymar. 15 May, 2017 @ 8:13am 
I Added you, i want to get some updates on the progress of AoA
thanks
Chewie 18 Mar, 2017 @ 2:41pm 
+rep didnt assume my gender :papyrus:
dechi 31 Dec, 2015 @ 4:17pm 
:pint: Happy New Years! :pint:
dechi 25 Dec, 2015 @ 2:41pm 
I made it private because as of right now steam is unstable so I'll open it up later :D
Honkin' Friskily 25 Dec, 2015 @ 1:40pm 
Thank you! I would post back on your profile, but it's entirely private. :P
dechi 24 Dec, 2015 @ 11:54pm 
:2015holly: Merry Christmas! :2015holly:
76561198108943871 13 Feb, 2015 @ 7:39pm 
oh is it! sorry for misunderstanding
76561198108943871 11 Feb, 2015 @ 9:11pm 
Yeah! i got all the Notifacations you posted every time :) hehe.. but is it true that beta Testers can try it after the end of summer ? or i just hear a mistake?
76561198108943871 11 Feb, 2015 @ 5:36am 
yoo! more power for AoA Project :v
strayuru 14 Jan, 2015 @ 2:12pm 
Thanks for accepting me <3
ImUrX 12 Jan, 2015 @ 11:36am 
Want to be your friend because i like to have friends
jotaro kujo 7 Jan, 2015 @ 4:15pm 
Just a question, XenoWarrior. Should I change my name to join this steam group? I was banned of the forums on the AoA website for using this name so I just want to make sure in case I accidentaly get myself banned again.
Scuzz 3 Jan, 2015 @ 8:27am 
Help reguarding product.
Lucas 2 Jan, 2015 @ 12:40pm 
I added you because I really support the development of AoA.
RussFactor 31 Dec, 2014 @ 2:44pm 
You were one of the winners of Spelunky from the g|m|e newsletter signup drawing.
76561198108943871 25 Dec, 2014 @ 4:20pm 
Hey .. ! i added you , you know why? lol... its for my Updates in AoA XDDD can you accept me please!? #huehue
bodypillow lover 7 Dec, 2014 @ 11:12pm 
I added you for XenLoad :D
xbeastguyx 11 Nov, 2014 @ 6:20pm 
Hey you should add me cause i wanna buy Zenload.
Mindy 16 Jan, 2014 @ 9:08am 
hey i also need help with your loading screen :)