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― Donkey

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
― G-Man

"We're made up of thousands of parts with thousands of functions all working in tandem to keep us alive. Yet if only one part of our imperfect machine fails, life fails. It makes one realize how fragile... how flawed we are..."
― Ingun Black-Briar

Sofia Sartor: You mentioned a creed before. What is it?
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Sofia Sartor: That is rather cynical.
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: It would be if it were doctrine. But it is merely an observation on the nature of reality. To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live with our consequences, whether glorious or tragic

"War, war never changes"
― Fallout

"We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us"
― Andrew Ryan

"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
― Vaas

"Sometimes I dream about cheese"
― Civ (Half Life 2)

"I'm in space! So much space! We're in space!"
― Space Core

"YOU KNOW WHAT? ♥♥♥♥ THIS, ♥♥♥♥ THIS DRILL, ♥♥♥♥ YOU, ♥♥♥♥ THIS SONG"
― Chains

"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"
― Cave Johnson

"Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?"
― Medic

"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER”
― AC ( The Last Question [www.thrivenotes.com])

“Knowing is not enough, we must apply; willing is not enough, we must do.”
― Bruce Lee

“And let me remember that my courage is a wild dog; it won’t just come when I call it, I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can”
― Ze Frank

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one”
― George R.R. Martin

"Beautiful things don't ask for attention"
― The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living”
― Dr. Seuss

“Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life”
― Christopher Paolini

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying”
― Arthur C. Clarke

"Curiosity is insubordination [en.wikipedia.org] in its purest form"
— Vladimir Nabokov

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”
― J.K. Rowling

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
― 10th Doctor

“I wish every day could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we could walk around and get to know each other before we got to see what we looked like under the masks”
― R.J. Palacio

“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?"
― Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"Front hand or backhand?"
— Key & Peele

"OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD"
— JonTron

"Can can Canada!"
— Parks Canada

"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it"
― Tina ( Bob's Burgers [en.wikipedia.org]

“Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.”
― WheezyWaiter

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man,
I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can!
I'm a tough tootin' baby, I can punch-a your buns!
Punch-a your buns, I can punch all your buns!
If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!
― Finn

"LOOK AGAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
— Ash ( Hey Ash, Whatcya playin'?

"You know...dont say s-swears"
— Jerma

"One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind"
— Gregory House

"They see me rollin'. They are hatin' me. And they think I'm trying to ride so dirty. They think I'm ridin' dirty, they think I'm ridin' dirty. They think I'm riding dirty, but I'm just regular dirty
— PeanutButterGamer

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
— Heisenberg

"Clear alcohols are for rich woman on diets"
— Ron Swanson

"That's what she said"
— Micheal Scott

"When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daa! Now you have lemon babies."
— Mabel

"Don't forgot to be awesome"
— Vlogbrothers

"And as always, thanks for watching"
― Vsauce

{λ³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ
{Vᴱ} Volvo ᵖᶦᶻ
{2SPOOKY4U³} Lord pumpkin ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ🎃
{INSANITY³} Vaaz ᴹ0ᵀᴴᵉᴿᶠᵘᵓᵏᵉᴿ
{SMISSMAS³} Jazz ☸ᶠᵉˢᵗᶦᵛᵉ☃

Jazz,

Even though you sometimes treat me like ♥♥♥♥
I know you still care even a little bit

The way how we act like bros
Should always come right before hoes
― Swampert

07/03/14. The day Icehat got his head bashed in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall

"cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥"
― Icehat the doge

Icehat: I love it that I'm all srsbsns and ♥♥♥♥ over anybody not on my friends list
Icehat: but when somebody gets to know me
Icehat: i'm the most obnoxious little ♥♥♥♥

(I made a typo. I spelled "murder" as "muder")
Icehat: hello this is the place where you buy muder
what muder would you like
muder
I know that, but what's your address?
muder
*a while later*
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: You.
muder muder muder: muder?
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: Just.....
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: Why?
muder muder muder: muder!
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: .....
muder muder muder: muder
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: ♥♥♥♥
{P³} Jazz ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ: what have I done
muder muder muder: wow
muder muder muder: such anger

“You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.”-James Allen