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the day of minecraft begins.........

Steve and I are going to mine some diamonds,Steve says:"hey lets go to the mine" then I said:"sure why not" but because I have almost damaged pickaxe so I borrowed his iron pickaxe then we go to mine,and I alerted I think there have some mobs in the mine so I warned Steve and say:"hey,Steve don't forget your sword.","you too,truman" Steve says,so now Steve and I go to explore in the mine.

when go to the mine I go to kill some animals for food but steve just go to the mine as I scared I'm lost so I quickly follow Steve.

Suddenly,I heard somebody is shouting who will be......

to be continued......

see the next episode Minecraft #2 survivor founded

hello this is steve from minecraft. ♥♥♥♥ you, Pablo.

Sorry bout your pickles my dude

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