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touching toes with certain someone under the mistletoe

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Alright, buckle up, because it’s time to talk about New Zealand—the so-called "land of the long white cloud." A place that’s basically the world’s version of Narnia. Sure, they say it exists, but has anyone actually seen it? I’m convinced it’s a conspiracy cooked up by bored cartographers. The geography is too perfect—mountains, beaches, forests—it’s like someone mashed together all the biomes from Minecraft and stuck them in a corner. And have you noticed how it’s always just out of frame on maps, hiding behind Australia like a shy kid? Because it’s not real! If it were, it wouldn’t look like a glitch on Google Maps. And the people? Come on, have you really met a New Zealander, or just an Australian doing a funny accent? They're always described as "chill," like fictional characters. Coincidence? I think not!

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if you value your heterosexuality, stay away from this man