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🔋 * 🌽 * 🍧 * 💃 * 🥒 * 🎁 * 🚘 * 🏓 * 📕 * 🍧 * 📀 * 👽 * 💄 * 📒 * 💎 * ⛳
ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
ㅤ* My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
ㅤ* Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
👳 * 💚 * 🕺 * 🚗 * 🏀 * 🎄 * 🚕 * 🍆 * 📗 * 🥞 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 👔 * 🎍 * 👹 * ⚡
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!
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