Boi you left your shoes in the swimming pool! What will your mother say >:( she will be upset that you have soggy shoes all over her nice clean capret! What a washing machine >:(

Do you want to hit me?
If soo, that makes you a not very nice person.
Stay out of my sight or you may recieve a visit from a tall police man who won't be very happy to see you, yes indeed indeed!!! So if it takes santa approximately 56.2 second for each house that is a total of393,400,000,000 Seconds. That is 6,556,666,666 minutes which is 109,277,777 hours which is 4,553,241 days which is 12,474 years. Assuming the fat ♥♥♥♥ is actually fast as ♥♥♥♥ and zip zoodles through houses at the speed of a rocket 🚀 powered automobile and say it only took 3 seconds to visit each house it would still take him that is still a total of 665 years. The speed at which santa would have to come down the chimney would give him severe friction burns and it would be a horrible experience for him. A singular friction burn on its own can leave humans yelping in pain, however 7,000,000,000 friction burns in quick succession for 12 hours straight would surely have too intense the pain for santa to focus on giving the right gifts out. Is santa like a tyre? Does he get replaced after too much rubber (skin in this case) is came off??? Either way, mah man needs him a rubber duck 🦆 and a doctor. It would also take a lot of stone to make many santa gravestones. Is North Pole really just santa graveyard? Does elf get promoted to big santa and forced to eat lots of mince pies to go? Reindeer forced to eat lots of carrots by small children! How do they know they like carrots huh! Could be like forcing a kid on a diet to drink coke instead of Diet Coke!