gamer

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your waifu bad owned

So you're going by "Lunch Lady™" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Masoud the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic...

Your hair, white as snow
With a shirt covered in flames
I jerk off to Guy's Grocery Games!
All I want is to feel you inside me
I would kneel down, as you pull down my pants and deep fry me
Anything you want, Guy, vanilla or kinky.
My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can stretch, so insert more than a pinky
Put your whole fist in me, I promise I'll make it real stinky!
I swear to you, Guy, I swear that I'm tasty
I'm your.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Thanksgiving turkey, baste me!
Any whole of mine, is yours to pound
I'm begging you, Guy, take me to Flavour Town
You could pulverize me with a strap-on harness
You could ♥♥♥ on my face and call it a garnish!
Guy, when I watch you eat ♥♥♥♥ on TV.
I see the passion in your eyes
Whether you're chowing on chicken tendies
Or just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' handful of fries
Smash Mouth, yeah, you look like their lead singer
Down South, is where I wanna go to find your big dinger

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx