what if instead of the gooner it was HAWK TUAH

= rep kocke moment

It was a cold morning,
i forgot to piss and i couldnt hold it in anymore.
The boys bathroom there was not a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door in there,
someone burned it down the toilet in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ school has a hole in it , SOMEONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drilled a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole side of the place it should be ♥♥♥♥ falls in the wrong place AND THERE WAS YOGHURT EVERYWHERE!
also
urinal.
some ♥♥♥♥♥♥
shat in it.
it was a huge chunk of ♥♥♥♥ then heard some noise from the mf beside me it was like he was trying to kill someone it was brutal
then .
he started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the sloppyiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ever it was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loud seriously the mf needs help it was like he shat out his organs someone also kicked a can of coke in there and shat on it with diarrhea

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a planes engine and now i face three years of prison in a strict regime colony . Hi , my name is Jackie Chan Shrek and this is my story , one beautiful day i was taken to the airport , i wanted to watch the planes take off and i went onto the runaway and suddenly started to have a stomach ache , i had no choice but to ♥♥♥♥ in one of the engines of the plane , when the plane began to accelerate everything was scattered on the runaway people with incredible speed , they began to slip on ♥♥♥♥ but in the end i was tied up by the police and i face three years in prison

+rep pookie patuti i love touch <3 <3 <3

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