It’s honestly impressive how your game manages to capture the exact spirit of a Flappy Bird clone made by someone who clearly opened Unity five minutes ago and said “yeah, that’s good enough.” The art style is so minimal it feels like the game is actively protesting the idea of having personality, and the bugs are so dramatic they might as well be features — I mean, who doesn’t want a flight simulator hidden inside a side‑scroller because the player can just leave the map whenever they feel like it. The whole thing plays like a prototype that escaped before anyone could stop it, and while it technically functions, it does so with the enthusiasm of a bored intern who was told to “just make something that vaguely resembles Flappy Bird.” It’s not hopeless, but right now it’s definitely a masterclass in how to make a game that exists, and that’s about the nicest thing I can say.

GROOMER

This guy KISSED my DAD on the LIPS at my cousin's uncle's sister's nephew's godmother's WEDDING reception and REHEARSAL dinner. F THIS GUY!!!

Terrified to push a dude that had three fireballs and clearly saw no shield and looting. Please kill yourself

Nice job missing the shot on me running in a straight line towards you. And props for somehow having zero AI on you only me with 7 pops and 5 fireballs that you magically avoided. Congrats on being so good at the game cuck.