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If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

-rep came to my house with a toaster

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You have been visited by the Loomynarty. Copy and paste this on the walls of the 5 most MLG m80s you know or you will be qu1cksc0p3d by #FaZe Clan

You're so 🆘 poggers babe. When you 🤟 first 🌓 rejected me i 😀 was PepeHands, but 😥 when you 🤟 told me you 😀 were kapping i 😊 was so 🆘 happy 🌈😀 to be Jebaited. Im Omegalul but 😥 you 😊 love 💛 me no 🔞 matter what. 😦 Together 🤲 we 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 can live a life 🧬 free 🆓🈚 of WeirdChamps just you 🤟 and me babe.

Aww 😩 😓 mustard! 🟨 🌭 Come 👋 on 🔛 man, 👨 now ⏲ don't ❌ 🙅 put 👇 no 0⃣ mustard 🟡 on 🔛 that, 👉 you need 🥺 🙌 to put 👇 a little 🤏 seasoning 😋 🧂 on 🔛 that thing 👉 🥩

hi :)

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of parents and people of older age alike asking, “what does ‘WAP’ mean?”, seeing as teenagers and millennials these days seem to be using this term without any further elaboration of what it actually means.

Well you’ll longer have to ask yourself what it means, the term “WAP” stands for “Worship And Prayer”. Teenagers and millennials are using this term to stay connected to their faith, and to never forget our sins that Jesus sacrificed himself for. Can I get an amen?🙏

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WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀

"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂

His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

The name.. is Doctor..doctor..ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳ dis.. respect..spect...ˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ, I'm the two time, back to back, consecutive years, alot of you are still in your little diapers, still in your little onsies, pajamas, little footsy pajamas, he-man pajamas, spiderman pajamas, alot of you are still sleeping on the top of your bunk bed, underneath your blankets, scared to death of the boogie man, underneath your bed! ALOT OF YOU WERE STILL THERE. WHILE I WAS OUT. AT MARINE WORLD. WINNING. (two years in a row) the 1993, 1994, the blockbuster video game championship. Right in front of the killer whale exhibit, 200+ tvs, NBA jam. I am the.. I'm an international videogame superstar. I'm 6'8",37' vertical leap, a jawline that will cut, slice, deliver anything that you will ever dream of right to your front door. nothing but SUCCESS. That's what my life's about. period. And the arena today ladies and gentlemen is WIDE open and the crowds are flooding in...

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ANY CHAMPIONS IN THIS CHAT ?

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I've always been on the side of "traps are gay" but I think Alex Jones watching trap porn might prove they aren't. Let's look at it rationally. He has access to the highest quality water filters, capable of vaporizing the big gay down at the nano-molecular level, leaving his water 100% heterosexual. Therefore, if he was watching trap porn, it had to somehow get through those water filters. Doing a big think right now

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

IM DEWETING YOU, DADDY (・ω´・) 😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ]]]]]]]]]] 10% compwete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% compwete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% compwete.... ███████████] 99% compwete..... 🚫EWWOW (・ω´・) 🚫 💯Twue💯 Daddies awe iwwepwaceabwe 💖I couwd nyevew dewete you Daddy (・`ω´・) 💖 Send this to ten othew 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Ow nyevew get cawwed ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: nyo cummies fow you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you'we squishy☁️💦 5 back: you'we daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

Oh ♥♥♥♥ I'm sorry

Sorry for what? Our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥, ‘specially since they're such good size ‘n all.

Yeah I can see that, your daddy gave you good advice.

It gets bigger when I pull on it.

Mmhm.

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how to not rip the skin by using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hand.

Will you show me?

I’ll be right happy to.

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Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

♥♥♥♥↗You↘

Oh, ♥♥♥♥♂You leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough.

Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!

Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?

Yeah, no problem buddy!

You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.

Yeah, smart ass.

I'll show you who's the boss of this gym. CMON LET'S GO.

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My teacher said to me I'm a failure and that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked "what's so funny? " my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I listen to Kanye West." The class is shocked, they merely listen to pleb artists like Taylor Swift to feign intelligence, not grasping the lyrics. " how? I can't understand Kanye's lyricism or wordplay." "Well you see... POOPY-DI-SCOOP SCOOP-DIDDY-WHOOP!" One student laughs in the back, I turn to see who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein

Why do i use anime profile pics?

Because all my life I've wanted to be cute like an anime girl. Everynight I fantasize about being a bright-colored hair teenage girl getting my virgin holes stuffed and stretched by Onii-chan and his friends, getting my hair tugged, being choked by a 95" meatsword, getting my face plastered in cummies from a bukkake sesh, and being told that I've been a good kitty as master busts into my stomach. I think all of this stems from the desire to be a girl, or at least treated like one. That's all I ever wanted since the beginning, to be touched and treated like the naughty girl I was born to be and know I am at my core...

I mean, uhh, I like the art style.

THIS IS A HUMAN FAILURE, CAREFUL!

I'm an avid Dota player with over 1100 hours, and also happen to be female and have a female screen name. I frequently get harassed in game because of this. Yesterday, a guy on my team asked me for nudes, threatened to rape me, called me a ♥♥♥♥♥ repeatedly, told everyone I was his girlfriend and started calling me creepy pet names, and kept threatening to find me and rape me throughout the game. None of my teammates said anything about this at all. I told him I muted him and did, but then unmuted him a while later to see if he was still going on and found he was asking all my teammates to join in and tell me I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥. I reported him but I do not believe anything happened. Why is this behavior so overlooked in game and by the people at valve? Somebody feeding one time leads to them getting insta reported by everyone and potentially banned but harassing and threatening to rape a female player gets a collective shrug? Is there any way to change this?

If you really think about it, two VR traps getting it on is pretty much the purest expression of male heterosexuality on the planet. If you bang a guy, you both have ♥♥♥♥♥, and you both like ♥♥♥♥♥. Two pants full of ♥♥♥♥♥ and two heads full of ♥♥♥♥♥. That's 4/4. 100% ♥♥♥♥, 100% gay. If you have sex with a woman, you have a ♥♥♥♥ and she likes ♥♥♥♥♥, so 2/4. 50% gay. But if you are a VR trap, and you have VR sex with another VR trap, not only do neither of you have ♥♥♥♥♥ in the virtual world, both of you also like ♥♥♥♥♥. 0/4. 0% gay. 100% straight. The math checks out.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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There have been studies that showed that "excitement" in men correlates with whether there's a penis in the material they consume. The evolutionary psycholical explanation for this was that when there's an erect penis around (in ancient times), this means that females are getting boned. If you're ready to copulate, your chances of procreation are actually increased. Be it because you're excited enough to fight the other male with the erect penis or due to "side-channel-attacks". A penis-lady is simply the ultimate form of that psychological curiosity. Triggering both the female sexual excitement reflex as well the sexual competition reflex.

"I listen to Lil Pump." The class is shocked at my overwhelming intelligence. " ... how? I can't even understand his sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well... ESKETIIIIIIIITTT!" One student laughs, and I turn to see who the fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein

red is also the colour of communism and invaders

because when i copied it, it was red

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red is the colour of love since it comes from the heart

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved it in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, every time I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, every time I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

autism

I thought fidget spinning was a dumb trend, but then I got mine. I felt the spin, I felt it on my finger, I felt the rush of a good spin. It changed me. I got my spinner ironically, but I was wrong.
Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better.
Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter.
I love this community, and I love this way of life.

why not both?

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OMG PLS SPANK ME TOO SENPAI, I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR YOU

OMG are you a gamer girl too!💖💖💖 it's so rare to find another gamer girl on steam! 😦 you look so pretty in your picture!! you're amazing!! I don't know why it's such a guy thing to play video games, when will people learn to respect gamer girls too!!!. You should totally add me on skype maybe we can play Minecraft together, or maybe Roblox, I am pro in that game!! OMG we maybe we can even do each others makeup using Skype cam!!!!! I have so many ideas i can't control myself, sorry if I sound so eager it's just i'm so happy to find another gamer girl like me online too!!💖💖💖

shove a dildo up my pomf

Glomps you Sowwie >~< you are just so cute! puts ears down shyly I don't normally get added back by girls (especially pretty ones ~) I hope we can play gmod together! I have a personal furry rp server if you wanna join me? Message me and i'll send you the IP <3