https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcUfhz14qSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F29-4UY89JM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypiFtCyreDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXjhWgVXxRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPMUDh-P2hg

Hamm and his Hamm lived alone in a small house on a hill. Hamm kept to
himself drawing Hamms and playing with his Hamms as his mom watched Hamms broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both hammy. That was until the day Hamm's mom heard a Hamm from above:

"Your Hamm has become corrupted by Hamm. He needs to be Hammed."
"I will do my best to hamm him, my Lord," Hamms Hammer replied, rushing into Hamms room, removing all that was Hamm from his Hamm.

Again the Hamm called to Hamm:
"Hamms Hamm is still corrupt. Hamm needs to be cut off from all that is Hamm in this world and confess his Hamms."
"I will follow your hamms, Hamm. I have faith in Hamm," Hamms hamm replied as Hamm locked Hamm in his room away from the Hamms of the world.

One last time Hamms Hamm heard the voice of Hamm calling to Hamm:
"You've done as I've asked, but I still question your Hamm to me. To prove your Hamm, I will ask one more Hamm of you."
"Yes, Hamm. Anything," Hamms Hamm begged.
"To prove your hamm and devotion, I require a Hamm. Your hamm, hamm, will be this sacrifice. Go into Hamms room and end his Hamm as an offering to Hamm, to prove you love Hamm above all Hamms."
"Yes, Hamm," Hamm replied, grabbing a Hammers knife from the Hamm.

Hamm, watching through a Hamm in his door, trembled in hamm. Scrambling around Hamms room to find a hiding place, Hamm noticed a hammdoor to the basement hidden under his hamm. Without hesitation, Hamm flung open the hatch just as his Hamm burst through Hamms door and threw Hamm down into the unknown depths of Hamm...

:^)