5
Products
reviewed
23
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Halkin

Showing 1-5 of 5 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
141.2 hrs on record (139.9 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{?/10}---
☐1
☐2
☐3
☐4
☐5
☐6
☐7
☑8
☐9
☐10

leave a comment!
Posted 26 July, 2021. Last edited 26 July, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record
I've never played something like this before, the story and the gameplay are so good, funny, and exciting. The story behind every one of the two characters, the old school split-screen that allows you to see your friends gameplay, I’ve played the game with my friend and we completed the game in two days, a funny experience. I will recommend it for two best friends to chill together, and the ending... WOW the ending was so good and unexpected, 10 of 10 for this game.
Posted 9 February, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
122 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record
A few of the DLCs should be in the base game like tents, ATVs, tree stands, etc... if they will be add your gameplay won't be limited, because you don't need to buy stuff. It's so disappointing because with a TINY bit of respect for the consumer, this game would be a great game, with a great development potential.
Posted 1 February, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
648 people found this review helpful
76 people found this review funny
12
5
10
3
2
3
15
76.2 hrs on record (74.1 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{?/10}---
☐1
☐2
☐3
☐4
☐5
☐6
☐7
☐8
☐9
☑10

Thanks for your support leave a comment :)
Posted 1 February, 2021. Last edited 4 March, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
810.6 hrs on record (88.7 hrs at review time)
IDK how to call this game but, this is the only game when u get killed u hate it, u want to uninstall it, brake your computer, your mouse, keyboard... but after few minutes of rage u respawn and u want to play more, my friend asked me why I play DayZ after I told him about all the bugs that I hade experienced and I said him: "this game is a sh*t, but I like it" so IDK u can buy it but be ready to rage a lot :)
Posted 28 November, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-5 of 5 entries