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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:49pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:57pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 10:31pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:31pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 6:45pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:40pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:48pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 11:49pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:02am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:39pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:33pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:51pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:59pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 11:41pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:29pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:13am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 10:49pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 11:19pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:39pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 5:01pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 11:19pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 8:24pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 11:59pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:06pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 10:52pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:58pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:04pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:31pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:09pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:19pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:02am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:17pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:51pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:27pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:39pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 10:16pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 12:45am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 12:49am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 4:48pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:23pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 12:00am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 12:09am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 1:07am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 1:01am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:52pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:39pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:55pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:07pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:39pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:21pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:19pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 5:50pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30pm



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

BFF

Lick a friend

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game