baseball, huh?

im glad the copypastas are still in full force

Can you tie a string to a pill and pull it out and consume it again?

Think about it. Ive seen people do this with vending machines all the time . If I poke a LITTLE hole in my pill (whatever’s that pill might be LOL! 😂 ) and thread a ROPE through it. Will I be able to rip the pill out of my tummy after? I think it obv won’t work with all pills but I think it work a better with capsules I’m putting crystals in capusyles to try this. 😂Also If so how many times can you do this?

I’m really looking forward to increasing my dosage. Before you complain about gag reflex or some bs , I have this to say to you: Relax, I have throat numbing spray

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