Recent reviews by Habivi

I was entering a town when a southern boy stopped me and we started chatting.
He said "What ya doin out here boy?"
I replied with my own southern accent "Nothin sir, just trying to survive."
"Got any beer boy?" he asked.
"Why no sir, I do not." I said.
"Could really use me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beer."
"I too feel the same way sir."
I then entered a nearby house and found an army helmet and a gas mask. He came in and hit me with his axe. After being killed I waited to hear what he would say. A few seconds later you hear this guy say "Put the axe down! Get on the ground!" With his southern accent, the guys says "Aww ♥♥♥♥, please don't kill me."
I couldn't stop laughing. Best DayZ moment so far.