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1 person found this review helpful
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1.4 hrs on record
pixel gun 3D reminds me a lot of Caesar's De Bello Gallico. The game is Orgetorix and like Orgetorix this game presents a wonderful nostalgic dreams to the people of Gaul. The game tells the people that if you get it and join you too can rise against the tyranny of Rome. However this was a lie and after a few minutes this game leaves you without a home, poor and starving. Only to end up at the doorstep of a roman province where Caesar then tells you no wait the game will get better you just need to remember those fond times, just give it a few minutes. While you are waiting Caesar has now amassed a huge force and proceeds to pummel your dreams and people never to be heard from again. Like the people of Gaul I have burned down my old home full of the nostalgic dreams of a 2013 Pixel Gun. I am now dead in a ditch because of this game and my brain cells struggle to creates a vivid image hope. I haven't played the campaign though, maybe thats ok...
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
36.6 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
I have never loved being so bad at a game before. Amo saxos.
Posted 28 November, 2022.
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