Recent reviews by HJMW The Strawberry Parfait

Really enjoyable metroidvania

This game is a fantastic entry into the sokoban subgenre. Each time I have solved a puzzle so far I have been filled with pure sokoban-y goodness (is that a word?). Absolutely check this game out given the chance.

Truly one of the best idlers of our time

There are cats

In an arcade

I dont know what more you want from me

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is fantastic. A bit on the short side (i have yet to complete it as of writing) but what is here is absolute gold. Must play for anyone. It also hits my sense of humour perfectly. Looking forward to more in the future hopefully

my eyes hurt

I hate this game so much.
Anytime i open a chest there is so much mess that i actually want to gouge my eyes out; there are so many small items that everything is cluttered.
I have to just leave crafting materials around rather than put them somewhere else despite the fact they are dont do anything until my next hour long craft wait time is done.
The crafting time is taking the piss massively
The energy system is horrific.
The dungeons are way too slow and boring
My tools break a third of the way through breaking something big so i have to wait 2 minutes for them to repair.
Everything is trying to sell you something, this game has no respect for its players it just wants money.

Go faster shooty shooty bang bang

Great soundtrack

The sprites are good

The gameplay feels sluggish and frustrating.
Switching characters makes your screen go dark for a half second for no conceivable reason.
The game is extremely repetitive.
All of the enemies do the same thing.
You cannot rebind controls.

Dont do this to yourself.

The final puzzle was balls