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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:38am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:34am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:09am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:58pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:48am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:11am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:14am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:42am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:15pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:03am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:09am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:18am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:26pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:32am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:40am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:42am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:32am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:43am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:03am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:10am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:17am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:32am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:21am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:42am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:26am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:24am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:03am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:56pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:50am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:19am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:06am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:23am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:25am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:15am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:04am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:16am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:53am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:16am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:15am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:10am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:12am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:57pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:24am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:36pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:39am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:06am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:36am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:06am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:32am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:06am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:44am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:05am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:37pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02am