Recent reviews by Azure

Actual proof that games are art.

All style, no substance. The cars are great but FH3's Hot Wheels expansion had so much more content. So many more races, and the Goliath in 3 was actually fun. FH5's Goliath is a bunch of sweeping turns and long straights. Pretty sure theres no jumps on the map either besides the stunt jumps, but who would want to have jumps in anything hotwheels related, right? Right?

Addictive like crack and pisses off redditors. What more could you want?

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Its fun until the game decides you've had enough fun and you need to be quite literally tranquilized and dragged off to experience the next scripted story sequence. In FC3 you could explore the entire island and screw around as much as your wanted before going on a quest mission. In 5, if you take out too many outposts or participate in too many sidequests, you'll be hauled off to a story section that, all in all, does little more than take control away from you and put you in a different spot on the map.

The gameplays fine for the most part, (animals are bulletsponges for some reason, so have fun running and gunning while hunting instead of sneakily sniping animals,) the villains are only unlikable because they keep forcefully pulling you out of the fun part of the game. Radiotowers have been replaced with Prepper Stashes, so instead of having to platform you have to find a key.

The gunplay holds up well, but the variety in weapons is limited, with duplicates padding out the shop listings. Theres multiple versions of weapons, the only change is the model. The short-barreled M14 performs exactly the same as the long-barreled M14. They can mount the exact same attachments, do the same damage, the only difference is the appearance of the model or the skins you can apply. Same goes for the lever actions, AK's, pistols, and shotguns.

The gameplays good, the gun variety is alright, and the story is annoying.

Oh, and theres a muscle car with machineguns on it, 10/10 would Twisted Metal: Far Cry 5 again.

It's ok. Basically Earthbound but not as good. Avoid the fandom like the plague.

It WAS fun, until they banned mods. Now singleplayer is as stale as the grindy multiplayer. Guess its time to get that 70gb back!