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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 2:13am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 5:48am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 5:44am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 10:35am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 10:01am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 5:12am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 2:16am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 6:08am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 3:01am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 4:26am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 4:51am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 9:32am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 6:47am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 3:19am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 3:43am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 10:23am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 3:38am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 7:30am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 3:10am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 3:05am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 1:50am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 2:21am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 9:00am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 3:38am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 1:51am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 6:55am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 6:52am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 6:59am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:41am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 9:32am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 8:43am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 5:19am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 8:24am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 4:16am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 5:03am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 6:44am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 1:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 1:14am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 9:22am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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