Recent reviews by Dr. Mantis Toboggan

I can't say "Jew" or "Rockstar" in GTA:Online. Wonder who could be behind this?


9/10 it's okay

Metal as ♥♥♥♥.

First you kill orcs, then you kill orcs.

Journey to the far reaches of the galaxy in this masterpiece by renowned "game" developer, David Cage (Pronounced Kah-Jay)

Any game that allows me to construct phallic and Nazi imagery is great in my book.

10/10 Meh

There are planes. There are tanks. There's war. There's thunder.

10/10 It's okay.

It's a good game if you can look past some of the minor annoying details.

♥♥♥♥.

If you like wearing hats, then this game is for you. With so many hats to choose from you will spend hours choosing which one looks best on your character.
New hats are also released almost daily (hence the almost daily updates and huge download size) allowing endless hat customiziation possibilities that will keep you busy for days.
Valve also adds a feature unseen in any other hat simulators: in between collecting hats you have the option of equipping your hat models with guns and letting them shoot at each other.
Overall this hat simulator is great for anyone that has a keen interest in collecting and wearing hats.

You can have magical penis adventures.