Recent reviews by Greedy 387

i have to do this to get the badge.

I pressed F to get on my steed but punched him instead
He then kicked me in the plumbs
Turns out your meant to use E to mount you noble steed and not F like every other Rockstar game

Also:
Cowboy sim

does my car have VTEC?

the bowling place logo is shaped like a ♥♥♥♥ and balls




the lack of checkpoints also makes me want to shove one up my ass

I liked this game so much that I bought it twice.

I was very disappointed to find that I was unable to turbo charge, nor was I able to 2JZ swap the starting Toyota Yaris.

This is kind of game that is good to play in the middle of class. It beats playing Papa's Burgeria and serving piles of raw meat with a mountain of mayo. It isn't the kind of game where you need to aggressively stare at the screen mashing the arrow keys, you can just casually glance at the screen and click a couple times and them be spammed with 16 achievements per level.
The puzzles are pretty decent and if you get the games on sale you can basically make your money back from selling the cards

If you thought the first game was good, Portal 2 bumps it up to a whole other level, with a surprising amount of narrative from what seems like a simple puzzle game.
There is no cake btw.😉

Initially the game wouldn't boot up, but after downloading some sketchy files and changing some config data the problem was sorted. The game is also locked at 30fps, which isn't much chop but you can download a fix to up it to 60fps, however it may cause a couple bugs or glitches. The movement and controls are also a lil clunky.

Looking past its technical flaws it is still great game and there is truly nothing else out there like it. The graphics still hold up relatively well and the cases and story are quality 👌👌. I would also recommend the dlc which ads some more cases, outfits and some other stuff.

10/10, I enjoyed it.

To all the people complaining about how they payed for the game, and now its f2p:
You made the decision to buy it, meaning you saw worth in it. You were the one who justified paying for the game. You had many fun hours played in the game. I bought the game twice and I'm not complaining, because it probably the best fun per dollar I've ever spent on a game.

To all the people saying "epic ruined the game":
It's still the same game you used to love. Get over yourself. There is no point leaving negative reviews, saying "epic ruined everything" just for the sake of jumping on the band wagon and following everyone else. Yeah, the menu looks kinda crappy now, but oh well, if you don't wanna play it, just don't play it. Get over yourself.