I have some questions for you, dear reader. Every time you answer no, continue to the next question. If you answer yes, read the response in parenthesis.

-Have you played Return of the Obra Dinn? (It was fantastic, right!? Be sure to recommend to your friends.)
-Have you purchased Return of the Obra Dinn? (Go play it, you weirdo! Unless you're still downloading. Then... uh... touche.)
-Are you interested in a unique game that offers a hearty puzzle wrapped around a mystery? (THEN BUY IT!)
-Will you give it a try anyway? (Good on you for leaving your comfort zone! I think you're in for a treat.)

You should reconsider. This game was absolutely fantastic and more people need to play it. Why not you?