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Unlocked 26 Oct, 2013 @ 11:45am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2013 @ 11:13am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 11:05pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 11:30am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2013 @ 10:05pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 10:10am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 1:26pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 11:05pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 1:04pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 1:07am