Bravely Bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die, O' Brave Sir Robin!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways!

Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin

He not the bit least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!

To have his knee caps split, and his body burned away!

And his limbs all hacked, and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed,

And his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped, and his bottom burnt off, and his penis spli--