+rep Happy New Year, we no longer talk. But as much as my life has been going smooth and well, I hope yours is going all swell. Have a great 2018.

Hello, my beautiful Goddess. I saw your profile and figured I’d try writing to you. I can’t disrespect a girl, ‘cause it’s not in me. I’m a gentleman. Quite honestly, it sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model, having trouble meeting someone. I’m not trying to give you a line, but you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I’d love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Hope to hear from you soon!

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you what. Copy and paste this to your only friend, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain

Hello, my beautiful Goddess. I saw your profile and figured I’d try writing to you. I can’t disrespect a girl, ‘cause it’s not in me. I’m a gentleman. Quite honestly, it sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model, having trouble meeting someone. I’m not trying to give you a line, but you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I’d love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out. Hope to hear from you soon!

🎶Doofenshmirtz evil incorperated 🎶

[Perry breaks in]

[Perry gets trapped]

"Ah, yes. Perry the Platypus, how..Expected-

seriously you're right on time. Want a snack?"

[Pause]

"Norm has cheese and crackers." ("YES I DO.")

"Anyways, behold my ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture-inator!"

[Perry looks shocked]

"Well, you can't really behold it.. It's not completely finished"

"I'll show you it when I'm done of my tragic backstory though."

"You see, Perry the Platypus; As a child back in Gimmelshtump,"

[Switch to doof as a child]

"I often hurt my p-"

[Switch back to normal]

[Perry somehow escapes trap and hits doof]

"Oh come on, you couldn't let me finish my backstory?!"

Jack sucks jack's ♥♥♥♥ it was really small and very soft and extremely veiny. Jack went to the park for milf and kids. Then he grabbeda child and took his peepee. It was very erect and black. It burst inside itself. Jack ran to his daddy who has an erection also has a very tiny titties and tiny feets and tiny nipples and tiny eyes and tiny teeth and a big, BIG NOSE. Jack bent backwards so his tiny peepee was up in daddy's NOSE. Daddy liked it and jack grabbed his dad's ear and whispered in daddy's ear and said free little real girls. Daddy and daddy said free pizza papa and Jack's mom walked into the room naked, holding his coffee smoking ♥♥♥♥♥, tiny little weewees. Mom said can I join in on top of jack and daddy and mom mounted jack violently bounced. Mommy shook roughly and slapped jack's big lips with flipflops from her mother's feet who oddly had an enormous HUGE fat JIGGLY left nut. Which has its hair in jack's mouth. It was delicous. He said FINI. The End.