Recent reviews by Goobaggy

I was REALLY drawn into the game. There certaintly nothing like Always Sometimes Monsters. Every little detail, mechanism, and idea feels original and really allows players to be pulled into this reality. It's about the choices you make and the friends and lessons you learn along the way. When you get this game, get ready for a ride!

OMG THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ GAME! I HATE MY KIDS! I HATE MY WIFE! ♥♥♥♥ THAT CHEF! ALL HE WANTS IS TO PUT MY LONGEST TENTICLE UP HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! WHY DOES MY WIFE WANT ME TO DO THE MOST TIDEOUS OF TASKS?! SHE COULD'VE GIVEN THE KIDS THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥' BURGERS WHEN I WAS MOWING THE DAMN LAWN BUT NOOOOO, SHE WANTED TO STAND THERE WITH THAT SMUG ASS SMILE AND INTENSELY WATCH ME THROW MY BODY ACROSS THE LAWN WITH THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ LAWNMOWER! I RAN OVER ALL HER DAMN FLOWERS! AND YA KNOW WHAT, ♥♥♥♥ THOSE FLOWERS TOO! AND ♥♥♥♥ THAT GUY WHO JUST WALKS UP AND DOWN THE SIDE WALK AS IM MOWING MY LAWN! ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME!

10/10 good ass game. Also, i wrapped my tentacles around the lady at the grocery store. Take that wife.