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Recent reviews by GojiLord

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3 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
I'm sure there's a character that's not completely insufferable hidden somewhere in this game but I don't have the endurance to tolerate the godforsaken dialogue and characters long enough to find them
Posted 3 January.
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1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Incredibly clunky and doesn't explain how to do anything.
Posted 16 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
24.8 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
The gameplay is fantastic and you can really see the love and care that the devs put into it. Unfortunately, it has possibly the most predatory monetization I have ever seen in a video game and thus, as much as I want to, I cant recommend it. Will happily change my review if they make it less of a "♥♥♥♥ you, pay me" type of deal
Posted 24 November, 2021. Last edited 6 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
57.6 hrs on record (57.5 hrs at review time)
This game is ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture without the ♥♥♥♥ and balls.

10/10
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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269.5 hrs on record (92.2 hrs at review time)
This was fun until I figured out you could start an illicit organ farm... Then it was REALLY fun
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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1,309.3 hrs on record (1,120.3 hrs at review time)
The closest mankind has gotten to digital heroin
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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19.0 hrs on record
This game made me fail nonut
Posted 24 November, 2019.
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