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Mari 4 Jan, 2018 @ 11:00pm 
b itch using drag
Taylor 18 Aug, 2017 @ 6:29pm 
hey daddies
Satang 16 Aug, 2017 @ 4:33pm 
oh ♥♥♥♥
Buscemi 16 Aug, 2017 @ 4:33pm 
im gonna ♥♥♥♥ you
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:59pm 
Hate 🚨on 📢Eminem🍬 all ✋you 👈want 🙊but☝️ you 🏃 can’t 🙅deny 📛the dude🙇 owned 💅hip-hop🎤 from 9⃣9⃣ to 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣. In 🔽his 👬prime 💅he🙇 reached🙋 the 🎩highest⤴️ point 👈of✨ lyricism 🎼more🙆 than 💯any ❗️other👬👬 🎤. Dude 🙇has 👌every 💦right 👽to be 👀the 🐐GOAT 🐐based👴 on💥 impact 👊alone… "Lose 💦Yourself" is ❗️the❗️ most ❗️iconic❗️ hip-hop ❗️song❗️ of❗️ all❗️ time.❗️ I 🙇guarantee 💅 he 👨introduced👹 the 💢majority ➕of the☑️ younger 💯people ❗️here 🔃to 🎤Hip-Hop. 🎧🔟years 📅later 📌dude 👦has 👀the 2⃣nd 🚩 highest 1⃣first week 📆album 📕sales 💵behind 💰JT 🔔and 🔑is single 🚶handedly 👐keeping 👍rap/hip-hop 🎤relevant. 🚶He 👏is👏 the 👏king👏 of 👏Rap👏 and👏 maybe 👏even 👏American👏 Music👏 in 👏general.👏❗️❗️💯💯💯💯
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:58pm 
ITS HUMP 🐫🐫🐫 DAY 📅🎉 ❗️❗️ I’m sending you 👉👋 this message 📩📲 because you are 1 of the few bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I wanna hump 😈😏💦🙈 on this Wednesday– HUMP DAY ~~ I wish 🙇 you lots of ♋️😍💦😈😏 humping…and maybe even daddie’s special 😛😛 hump day cummies 😋😛😊💦for your special hump day treat! Send 📩📬📮 this message 📲 to 15 of your most special humpies 😏😛👪🙋👍 OR ELSE you won’t ever enjoy any hump day treats ever 🙅 again! HAPPY HUMP DAY – MY SPECIAL HUMPY 😍😛💯💦👍❤️
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:58pm 
😘{ Gooood morning! ) ☁☁☁☁☁☀☁☀ ☁❤❤☁❤❤☀☁ ❤❤❤❤❤☀❤☀ ❤❤❤❤☀❤❤☁ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤☁ ☁❤❤❤❤❤☁☁ ☁☀❤❤❤☁☁🎶 ☀☁☁❤☁☁☁🐬 🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴 ( Have a nice day ♪ }😉
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:58pm 
I 😋 am incredibly 👌🤔 intelligent 🤓📝. Your feeble 😤👎 minds 😂 cannot possibly 🙄⏳comprehend 🔁the vastness 🌠 of my 🙋 mental 😤👌 superiority 👑⬆️ and ever-expanding ↗️ brain. 👀Guffaw! 🗣Guffaw!🗣 I chortle 😂😂 at your ignorance. 🤢🤤 My IQ 🤔 is over 230 ⬆️⬆️⬆️, and 😏I can speak 😫over 39 ⬆️different languages 🇨🇳🇧🇼🇨🇰🇰🇭🇧🇬🇩🇴🇩🇯🇩🇰🇨🇿🇹🇩. If you 🤤👈 choose 🤔🙏to disagree 😈👺😡, my 37😵 degrees 📋will say 🗣otherwise. 👏🙏😉
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:56pm 
I 🚫 don't 🙅 like 👩👸 girls 👧👵 because girls ❤ like 🐔 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 and that's 👬 gay af 😤⛪
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:56pm 
Yes😩💦papi👨🏻Kim Jong Un💪🐽💪send ✅those nukes🚀🚀 over here🙋🙋‍♂️and allow me 👏to finally have 🤧the sweet 🍬🍫release 🤤of death☠️⚰️
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:56pm 
Hahahahahahahaha 😂 How 😂 😂 The 😂 ♥♥♥♥ 😂 Is 😂 Cyber 😂 Bullying 😂 Real 😂 Hahahaha 😂 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😂 Just 😂 Walk 😂 Away 😂 From 😂 The 😂 Screen 😂 Like 😂 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😂 Close 😂 Your 😂 Eyes 😂 Haha 😂 👌 👌 👌
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:55pm 
If daddy👨🏻 ever get 😐 HIV👨🏻‍⚕️💉it bout to be❓HIWE😍💦because we in this🍆🍑 together 🙌🏻🙏
Taylor 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:55pm 
🙂 I'm 😘 a 👶 little 👶 👅🍵 thotpot 💁🏻👅 👌👦 short 👧👇 and 💪 stout 💪❗️ 👉 Here 👉 is 😨 my 🍑🍑 handle 🍑🍑, 👈 Here 👈 is 😱 my 🍆🍆 spout 🍆🍆‼️ ⏳ When ⌛️ I 😄 get 😏 all 🌋😤 STEAMED 😤💨 📈 up ⬆️🙏, 👂Hear 🔊 me 😯 SHOUT 😮🗣 👨 DADDY 👨😋 TIP 💸 😣 ME 🎢😩 OVER 😫😫😵 AND 💦 POUR 💦💦 MEMES 💦💦💦 OUT 💦💦💦💦
HOKAGE SQUAD GOD UCHIHA 6 Aug, 2017 @ 10:20pm 
ggs, thanks for the set and help
Taylor 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:29pm 
Driving 🚗 a 👌 Prius is 💦 horrifying, reckless and 👏 very 👌 very 👌 fast. 💨 The 👏 acceleration gave 🎁 me 😭 whiplash. The 👏 street 🚦 lights 🚦 disoriented me 😭 as 🍑 they 👥 flew by 😈 the 👏 windows 🔑 of 💦 the 👏 car. 🚗 The 👏 sound 🔇 of 💦 the 👏 four 👨 cylinder engine was 👏 deafening. The 👏 surge of 💦 adrenaline I 👁 experienced 😏 behind 👟 the 👏 wheel of 💦 this 👈 death 💀 machine 😰 nearly 👣 sent 📤 me 😭 into 👉 cardiac arrest.
Taylor 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:25pm 
I found out 💡‼️ that ramen 🍜 is made from pig's feet. 🐷👣🐷👣 When I die 😲💀, I want my feet 👣 cut off 🔪🔪 and made into ramen broth 🍜💦, to feed the noble 👑 Nippon 🇯🇵salarymen. 🇯🇵👨‍💼👨‍💼🍚👨‍💼💦💦🍜🍜👣🍜🍜💦💦👨‍💼👨‍💼🍣👨‍💼🇯🇵 Just picturing 🖼️ them lined up, slurping me down. 👌 💯💯 KANPAI 🍺👣🍺 It makes me quiver 🍆💦 with anticipation and waku waku ⛩️🗻⛩️. They yell out "OISHII" 😲😲 as I release 🍆💦 my flavors ♨️ into Japan's 🇯🇵 future generations. 💪 💑💑💪 🎌🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇺🇸🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🎌
Taylor 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:24pm 
Real country-ass ♥♥♥♥♥🤠, let me play🎮 with his rifle 😮♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱put his ass 🍑to sleep😴, now 🤤he calling 📞me NyQuil😩😴 Now that bang🔫, bang🔫, bang🔫 I let him hit 👊🏼it cause he slang 😮cocaine He toss💪🏼 my salad 🥗like his name Romaine👨🏼‍🍳 And when we done, I make him buy 🤑me Balmain👔👗👖👕 I'm on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💩, by the way, what he say?🤔🙄😧
Taylor 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:23pm 
🤔🤔What 😦 if 🤔🤔👏 instead 🚔 of 💦 you 👈 counting 🔢👆 sheep 🐏🐏🐑 to 💦 fall 🍂 asleep, 😪💤🛌😴 the 👏 sheep 🐏🐑🐏 count 🔢 you❓❔ 👈🤔
Taylor 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:22pm 
Chicks💋👧🏼thinking the green dude👦🏼❇️in Breath Of The Wild☁️🌬is called Zelda👀😂stop being posers😡😩👋🏻educate yourself🎓📈his name is Luigi👨🏻🙄
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:22pm 
⁉❓Why❓⁉ do👤people👤have to➖➗➕✖📐overcomplicate📐✖➕➗➖ it with so many 👸💆👰👳👵genders?👵👳👰💆👸 FFS, there is only 🕐one🕐 ✅✔true✔✅ 👫👪👤gender,👤👪👫 and that 👩👨👧👦gender👦👧👨👩 is 🎄💒⛪👼💘Jesus.💘👼⛪💒🎄
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:21pm 
DON'T 👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 IF 👏 YOU'VE 👏 NEVER 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏 A 👏 BICYCLE 👏😩
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:20pm 
if papa john 👦 n my girl 👸😍 both drowning😱🌊 n I can only save one😤 catch me at my girls funeral😔👻🌹 with better ingredients, better pizza 😂🍕
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:20pm 
are there people 👫who actually think🤔💭💭sucking 😏♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬 1. you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗 2. you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩 3. being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅 eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅‍♂️is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone. spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers. all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
If fidget spinners ߷ and my girl 👧 😍 both dying 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 spinning ߷ through ߷ the ߷ pain ߷ 💯 😎
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
FRICK 😫DUDER😫 MY 👩‍🏫👩‍🏫TEACHER T🅾️🅾️K MY👈 🅱️IDGET💥 🅱️INNER💥 AND IM 🔥💥ANGERY💥💢!!1! HISSS🐈 IM FINN🅰️💉 🅱️ITE HER😡😤 GRRRRRR👹👿!!1!1! HOL🤚🤚 ⓊⓅ👆 SHE 👩‍🏫GAVE IT 🕶BACK🔥✨ NVM 🌚UNDERSTANDA🅱️LE 🤙💪HAVE 🅰️🤗NICE 👌😋DAY!!1!2!☀️
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:15pm 
Your 📱 📱 phone 📲📲📲has now been infected by a 🇳🇪 🇳🇪 Nigerian 🤴🏿🤴🏿 prince 👑 👑 💸 Send 💸 $1m 💵💵 💰💰to the 👻💀skeletons💀☠️💀 on the 🌖🌗🌘moon🌚🌚 or we will put even more 🥀🥀🍄fluoride💊💉💔 in your 🚿🚿🚰water💦💦💧🌊💧
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:15pm 
😕what 😕 is 🤖it that 👈y🅾u 🤔think🤔 you👈 👀 see?👀
😕what 🎮game🎮 do 👈you 🤔think 👈you👈 are 🎮🅿️laying?
😕what 😕 have 👈you👈 🅱rought 🏠home?🏠
🚫close🚫 the 🚪doors🚪
✔️check✔️ the 🚪closet🚪
⏱watch⏱ your 🔙
✋five✋ 🌙nights @ at @ 🐻freddys🐻 4️⃣
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:13pm 
😂😂😂who did this😂😂😂
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:11pm 
I am willing to sacrifice ⛪️🙏 my own well-being 💅👅💄 to defend 🗽💂🚯 not just my passion ߷߷߷, but my ߷߷life߷߷.
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:11pm 
You see, the ߷fidget spinner߷ is much more than a toy📱🎁🎠: it is the most unique 🌠❄️👀 and inspirational ⛪️🙏🏆 form of art 🎷🎬💃 of the 21st century 📱💾🚇 only respected by the most 🎓📚📝 intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest 🏂🚴🏆 "athletes" put as much time 🕐📆 into perfecting their sport ⚽️🏀🏈 as we do into mastering the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, what "sport" ⚽️🏀🏈 requires as much concentration, 🔬🔍👓 effort, 💪🏇🔨 flexibility, 💃🐍🍝 and intellect 📙📚✏️ than the art 🎷🎬💃 of performing the perfect 💞🌀spin♻️🔁? I'll answer 💡🔦☀️ that for you: none of them. 😡🙅❌ I swear, if I ever 👂hear👂 someone associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with "autism" 😢🙏 again, I will be more than willing 👊👊👊 to put then in the ground. 🔫🔪⬇️ I wouldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care ✊️😤 if I was put in jail. 👮🚓🔐
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:10pm 
It sickens 😤😷 me that people associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with autism. 😢🙏 I'll have you know 🎓🔬 that mastering 🏆1️⃣ the ߷fidget spinner߷ is no easy feat. 🚀🌕 You have no idea 💡🤔 how much time🕐📆, effort🎻🚴, and money💵💰 I put into this passion 💘🌹 of mine. I had to sell 💸😭 to three of my hghest ⬆️💎💯 quality vape pens 🚬🚬🚬 and work ⏰👷 additional hours at Best Buy 👔💳💵 in order to be able 🏃💪 to afford the limited 👄🎀💲 addition Triple 🐉🐉🐉 Dragon Deluxe™ ߷fidget spinner߷. You have no 🙅❌⛔️ idea how long I trained 🚴🏊🏈to master the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, do you train 🚄🚂 for 8 hours a day, every 🙌📆 day to perfect 🚩💎💯 something you are "passionate" 💖💋🏇 about? Didn't think so. 👊😠❌ And I'm not even done 🏁🚗🏁 perfecting my form 🔴🔶⬛️ yet.
Taylor 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:10pm 
߷ Dont߷ call ߷ yourself ߷ a ߷ winna ߷ until߷ you've ߷ spun ߷ a ߷ fidget ߷ spinna
Spookie Pookie 4 May, 2017 @ 9:27pm 
why would I 🅱️ash 🅱️oolean 🅱️emes?
Taylor 4 May, 2017 @ 4:18pm 
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🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
💩💩💩😫🤔💩😊
💩🤠💩🤣😝😆💩😁😃😀
💩🙃💩💩😇😅😂💩😍😘😜
💩💩😗😙😚😌💩💩💩💩
🤗🤓😛😜🙁🙂😏
💩💩🅱️💩💩💩
💩💩💩🅱️💩💩🅱️💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️💩💩💩💩
😐😑💩🅱️👶🅱️🅱️👧🅱️💩😲😮
🤥🤧🙄🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😷😬🤐
🤕😴🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😼😽
🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️
💩💩💩 💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩 💩💩💩💩
Taylor 3 May, 2017 @ 2:07am 
Three are 🔢 entrusted to 💦 one 😤 born 👶 of 💦 dragons, Who cannot 🚫 be 🐝 reached by 😈 boats or 💁 by 😈 wagons. Three still 👏 are 🔢 buried with 👏 a 👌 friend 🙉 long 🍆 forgotten Who lingers long 🍆 after 👀 her 👩 body 💃 is 💦 rotten. Unlock the 👏 vault! Do 👌 not 🚫 delay. For others 👫 are 🔢 hunting 🐓 my 👨 treasure 👽 this 👈 day. Every moment 🔙 you 👈 wait 🚏 puts 😍 people 👨 at 🍆 risk. So take 👊 up 🔺 the 👏 task and 👏 please 🙏 do 👌 be 🐝 brisk. All will 👏 make 🖕 sense 💰 when 🍑 you 👈 open 🌊 the 👏 vault, And realize 💡 my 👨 death 💀 was 👏 not 🚫 nature’s fault. 🐱
Taylor 3 May, 2017 @ 2:07am 
My 👨 gold 🏅 has 👏 dwindled in 👏 800 years But there’s 💩 some 👨 left, 👈 so 💯 be 🐝 all 💯 ears. My mansion, my 👨 treasures are 🔢 all 💯 yours, If you 👈 can 💦 open 🌊 the 👏 last 😍 of 💦 my 👨 doors. The vault in 👏 the 👏 backyard is 💦 my 👨 final 👈 test, You must 👫 work 🏢 together 👥 to 💦 complete 🚫 this 👈 quest. The door 🚪 can 💦 be 🐝 opened with 👏 strength 💪 of 💦 the 👏 mind, But before 😂 you 👈 attempt, find 🔭 the 👏 tiles - all 💯 nine! Three are 🔢 hidden where 😐 she 👩 creeps 🔛 and 👏 crawls, The one 😤 with 👏 eight 👶 legs 👐 and 👏 venomous jaws.
Spookie Pookie 30 Apr, 2017 @ 6:24am 
My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don’t smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare
Spookie Pookie 30 Apr, 2017 @ 6:23am 
So there’s a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her ‘big and though’ boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. “Go ahead” I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?“ Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs.
Spookie Pookie 27 Apr, 2017 @ 2:40pm 
How do I make Oppa sarang me?

annyeog!! ~ x3^_^
I am Korean kawaii! ^~^ hehe :3 i reallllly sarang this Oppa but Oppa doesn't sarang me >_< :-( i want to hold hand with Opps and be his girl. Oppa is so kawaii, but Oppa sarang another unni :-( I really Sarang Oppa, what should I dooooo? :3 >< Ahh Oppa is so kawaii and I really love Oppa too much. Oppa Saranghee <3 ^^ please help me, oppas and unnis, and alll dongsengs. I really want you to help me if you are my sunbae in sarang, because me is only a hoobae because this is my first sarang and I need lessons.

kamnashiminda, Saranghare!! :3 ^_^
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:26am 
That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm 🤳 man 🕺 I’m not ❌ driven 🚘 by avenging ✊🏻 my dead 💀 family 😭👨‍👩‍👧 Morty 💧 That 🤣 was 🙉 FAKE ✨ I’m 👨‍🔬 driven 💨 by finding 👀 that 😩 McNugget 🤘 🍟 Sauce 💦 I want 😱 that 😳 Mulan 🐉🥋 McNugget 🤡 Sauce 🍆💦Morty 😭 That’s 💪🏼 my series 🎬 arc 🌈 Morty 👑 If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸‍♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻‍♂️👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆💦😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛️🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:25am 
Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱‍♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨‍👧‍👦 MORTY 🙍🏻‍♂️ And 👀 if you tell 🗣 your mom or sister 👩🏼‍⚕️💁 I said any of this 🙊 I’ll deny it 🙅‍♂️😤 And 😏 they’ll take my side 💕😌👫 because I’m a 🕺 hero 🏅🏆 Morty 😂🤣 And now 👊 you’re gonna have to do 🤹🏻‍♂️🐒 whatever I say 😝 Morty 😥 Forever 🕐🕔🕤🕙💀 And I’ll go out 🚶🏼 and find 🔭 some more 🙀 of that 👅 Mulan 🥋🎎 Szechuan 🐉🏮Teriyaki 😫💦 dipping sauce 🔥👌🙏 Morty 💦💦💦🙌 Because that’s 👉 what this 🎉 is all about Morty 🍗
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:25am 
Not so fast Morty 🏃🏻 you heard your mom 🙎🏼 we’ve got adventures 🔥 to go on Morty 😱😩👌 Just you 🤦🏻‍♂️🔫 and me 👨‍🔬🔫 and sometimes your sister 💁📱 and sometimes your mom 👩🏼‍⚕️🐎 but ‼️ NEVER ✋️ your 😤 dad! 🤷🏻‍♂️❌😷 You wanna 🙈 know why Morty? 🙊💯 Because he CROSSED me 😡🙅‍♂️ Oh 😵 it gets darker Morty 😎🌚 Welcome 👽 to the 😭 darkest 😈 year of our 👨‍👦adventures 🙏😫 First 1️⃣ thing that’s 👩‍🎤 different ⁉️ No more dad Morty 🆒 He threatened 👀👎 to turn me in 🙋‍♂️👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌜🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨‍👧‍👦and 😲 your universe 😱🌌🙌
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:16am 
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Blank 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:15am 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:13am 
plz plz plz plz plz let me join......i was banned cuz my friend came over and grifed wen i was doing something and it is a global ban and i cant dispute it and it took me like an hour to try to join but now im just begging because this server looks sos fun and i want to join but i cant and i hope to hear back from u soon
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:11am 
I look at the written description, hesitant think I may move on. But wait, what is this? A VIDEO! Well, Im home alone, so might as well watch it. *About three minutes later* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS SERVER SEEMS AWESOME I AM GETTING ON RIGHT NOW!
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:05am 
6. Do you use skype?: Yes I do, I am always on and I have it on my phone as well.

7. Anything else you would like to add to support your application?: I would try to get my friends to come on and try to make a bigger community.

8. What country & timezone are you in?: I live in the United States and my timezone is EST.

9. What is your age?: I am 16 years old.

10. How would you deal with a heated dispute between 2 players?: First I would ask them what is going on and why they are arguing. If they answer, I will try my best to talk to them and make a agreement and end the fight and warn them about not to do it again or make them have a worse consequence. If they don't stop I will warn them again to stop but if they don't I will mute them for awhile and tell them to knock it off or they will get more in trouble.If they do not stop I will temp ban them for a day or two.
Spookie Pookie 26 Apr, 2017 @ 8:05am 
1. Name: Matt.

2. IGN: mathew170.

3. Position Applying for: Moderator.

4. Previous Experience: The closest I have ever been for experience was on my friend's private server. I also had some training in mod for awhile until the server closed and failed. additionally I was a mod in training for about 3 weeks until I quit the server. I would like more training if I could to become a better staff member.

5. How would you plan on contributing to our server?: I would be able to watch over the people on and make sure they are not breaking any rules (griefing, hacking ect) and check on players to make sure they are not doing anything they are not suppose to do. I would watch chat and if I am away from home, I could go on my phone and go on minechat to watch over the chat if I could. Mostly I would want to make it the server enjoyable and make the server safe.
Taylor 22 Apr, 2017 @ 7:32pm 
WOW erm how to introduce myself *clears throat *drumroll *deep breath (GET ON WITH IT!!) OK sry my name is... (wait don't give ur real name 2 strangers on zee interwebs!!) ehhh u can all call me Pika Pie - a combination of my 3 favourite things (Pikachu, Togepi and Pie!!!! mmmm pie *drool) but if u want u can just call me Misty cause I dyed my hair red and Ive been told that I kinda look liek her teehehehe. And b4 u ask no I wont post any pix of my bod 2 u guys - guess u just have 2 use ur imagination Im quite excited 2 be here if u havent already guessed with muh illogical ramblings and If I havent lost ur attention or if u havent already fallen asleep *Jiggaly...puff...jiggaly...zzzz *Wakes up 2 hours later lol, Im a really REALLY big fan of Pokemon and want 2 become apart of this community ever so much.
Even though Imma noob I hope u dnt go 2 hard on me (innuendo lol) cause I already luurv wat I see here and me thinks ill be here for the long haul!!
Cheerio my luvs - Pika Pie xxx
Taylor 22 Apr, 2017 @ 7:29pm 
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ