Smurf (Or Hacker), You decide.


Praise Gaben, now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death.
I shall take no console and father no peasants.
I shall commit no peasantry.
I shall live and die with my shrine.
I am the framerate in the video.
I am the anti-aliasing on the image.
I am the shield that guards the realms of Gaben.
I pledge my life and honour to the PC Master Race,
For this night and all the nights to come.