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If we hit 1,000 crashes by the end of the month, i'll post 5 videos of me oiled up and twerking.

Since the dawn of integration, from the manuscripts of Tolkien's literary genius, emerged the stygian hued BLACK DESTROYERS. Rabid snarling beasts, beads of drool dripping from their open maws. From their craniums dangled thin strands of sticky, gruel streaked onyx hair. Their dark beady eyes, clouded over by a miasma of thickened, tangible malice. Tolkien unwittingly spawned the beast into the world and out from his novel they surfaced, clubs and slings in hand, intent on burning, looting and slaughtering all in their path. Women cowered, menfolk's countenances were battered and torn to shreds by jagged stones and children ran screaming, only to be ran down and trampled by the BLACK DESTROYERS oxen steeds and flayed alive, for the bemusement of these incorrigible beasts. Truly, their hearts were as black as their flesh.

Yet when all dithered about in despair, showing disdain for the Gods and boarding up their homes to weather the age of calamity, the Welsh arrived.

Alabaster hued and flaxen haired, cerulean eyed and riding atop of giant eagles, the brethren of the Yr Eryr Wen, the White Eagle, they rained down fury upon the stygian beasts. Pelting them with flagpoles, sending forth barrage after barrage of arrows and when the remaining beasts laid dismayed and baffled, they were hewed them down with blade and spearpoint. These beasts gorged the Welsh swords to the hilt and when the valiant heroes had vanquished these charcoal scum, that was when true carnage against heresy had sprung.

The Skalds on that day rejoiced, tales were sung and deeds of valour were embellished. For the field of war was stained with the crimson, sizzling ichor of these inane, rowdy vermin. It was as though a host of boars had galloped through the field and gored each and every frenzied beast, leaving behind marred carcasses. Since that day the field was called Boars Meadow, for the boars have staked their claim in the land and none but those attuned with the ways of the meadow are permitted access, lest they wish to end up like those who fell afore the blades of Cymru.

They removed Gibby's Bruda line because they want everything gender neutral, I say who in Christs name asked for that?