Recent reviews by Gandalf The Gay

Now this game has a very special place in my heart.
all i can say is that its awesome and that i love to hate on it and get enraged to the point i could rip my balls of yet come back to it later that same day to go through the process over and over again.

now am i just a masochist? possibly
is it healthy for me? heck no
will i continue to support the game and play it? yes that i most certainly would and if you have anger issues like me i recommend you to try this game too cause it will test your limits.

as for what i rate this game?
gameplay 10/10
mechanics 8/10 (slightly buggy at times & trade is abit questionable and i think a monetary system with currencies etc would prob be something id prefer. id also like the option to use tradables or currencies to aquire specific items aswell as the randomized which i also think is fine. though the specific items at a increased price)
replayability 10/10
angerinducing 10/10

over all 9.8/10 so far

one of the best games i have a played so far. having finished the entire thing. game workes beautifully with little to no bug issues & performance is litlle to none at all.

BUT. i have one small issue with the game that i want to adress and that is game length. the time i had with it was blizfull but a little to short as i finished the entire thing in 5H and most of the stpries with some no longer then 15-20 minuntes. this in of itself is not a bad thing as it does give a good pace of the story to make it both enjoyable and great as it does not drag it out to much and make it boring. but mix this with a total of some 7 or 8 stories and the game get very short and you finish it to fast. my suggestion for this is to add maybe another 7-10 more stories in free updates and after that add some more in dlc packs, this is to give you more sources of income that you can invest into this game and future projects. and me personally i think maybe 5 or so stories per dlc pack would be a fair at a price of 8-10 euros as it would give the game 1-2h more gameplay hours if done properly and so would be of benefit for both the consumer and the developer.

but all and all this game is a complete 10/10 & only flaw is its to short. keep up the good work and you will find me among the owners of your future titles as i think you have been absolutly incredible.

personally i think this game is good. it is just another colony survival game but it does have its own charm to it and it can get quick challanging. you can personally customize the diffculty if you ae new to these games to so even if you never played these types of games before it does have the possability for you to play this anyway. and for those of you who have played these kind of games for a long time you can also make it very challanging. apart from that i have not encountered any major bugs nor anything that ruin the game. i personally think this game is more enjoyable the most of these types of games but that is just. so if you want to get into these kind of games then i suggest picking it up. wether you do it during sale or at fulkl price is your own choice ofc. dont really have any opinions there. its a good game but not great but certainly very enjoyable. although it is the kind of game you pick up and play for some time then let it go for a while then pick it up again. so i would recommend it for both new, casual and seasoned players.

P.S i am sorry for the messy comment i tend to be quite over the place at times but i am sure you can read through and understand it. if not ask me in the comments, whatever it is you wonder and i try to either explain orr awnser your questions to the best of my abilities

im hungry

most realistic game ive ever played 10/10

me and my friend got one of our friends killed first time he tried vr

not only do i get to kill people. i also get to cook food of their body parts and make clothing of their bloody clothes!.

i wish the spider had a penis

love the dlc. its a good one which add someinteresting stuff like seeing your court and being able to hold court and forge armours and so on. but it is abit over priced. my advice would be to put it at 19,99 euro. would be a far more fair price for what we get. other then that you have made a good job.