✌️MARCH HAS FINALLY 🌽♥♥♥❗️💦😜‼️ AND U KNO😨😨 WHAT'S HAPPENING👀👀😱😱 🍃🌲SPRING BREAK👉👌 IS 💦💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦💦‼️❗️ GET URSELF PREPARED😨😱 CUZ YO 🍑ASS🍑 WONT BE SPARED😩😫💦 WHEN 👨DADDY👴 SPRINGS OUT💥👋 REMEMBER NOT TO 😱🚫SHOUT🚫😱 WHEN HE BREAKS 😏💥INTO YO COOCH💦😩😩 AND GIVES YOU🍆 👀👀❤️A SLOPPY SMOOCH💦👄❗️😂💋👌❗️‼️ SINCE SPRING BREAK😉😘 IS 👌👈SO QUICK👉👌💦 GO MAKE YO 💦🍑🍑ASS THICC🍑🍑💦 AND SEND THIS TO 1⃣5⃣ SLUTS💁💃 GETTING SOME 🍌♥♥♥♥🌽 UP THEIR BUTTS🍆🍑😍💦 OR NO ONE😰😰❌❌ WILL BREAK IN🍆🍑💦 🔥🔥YO HOT SPRINGS💨💦 THIS SPRING BREAK❗️‼️‼️💦😢😢

I forgor January, but..

it’s 📅👉Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ February👈👀THOTS 😵🍆💦that🙌means 💘🤪 Valentine’s💖 👉👌Day is 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😤 up‼️destroy😱 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😵December 🤣may have😝ended🤪but🧐 Fibonacci 🔢February✔️is💦🤩COMING🤤in full👏force👊 SEND📩 THIS TO 📬fiVe5️⃣ of😍ur🍌💦sLutTiest🍆🍑 friends to ⛪️bless🙏 👉yourself😝with 💘love💝and 🍆dicc😤this💦month👀end🔚the➡️chain🔗and☝️you’ll be😳cursed😱 with🙅‍♀️no❌daddies👨‍🌾for a 😰whole😩 year😣

IT'S TIME 🎉 FOR ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 DECEMBER 🌟, Y'ALL! 😏💦 Get ready 🔥 to SPREAD those LEGS 🍑 like 🎄 holiday cheer 🍬! Who needs SANTA 🎅 when we got DADDY’s 🎁 thick, GIFT-WRAPPED ♥♥♥♥? 🎁🍌💦 On the first day 🎵 of DIKSMAS 🎄 my true love 🥵 gave to me 🍆 a HUGE THROBBING 🍆 JINGLE BALLS 🎶! Time to GET NAUGHTY 😈 with some CANDY CANE 🍃 LICKING and FESTIVE FINGERS 🍭🎉! Send this to 5️⃣ HOES 💋👄 to keep that SLUTTY 🎉 SPIRITS HIGH, or you might end up with a lump of COAL 🌋 in your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😻! C’MON & FROST MY ♥♥♥♥ 🎂 like it’s a holiday cake 🍰🎈 with all the fixin's 🎀! RIDE into the NEW YEAR 🌟 feeling like a TRUE SLUTTY MISTLETOE 💋💦 ♥♥♥♥♥! LET’S GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOWN this DECEMBER! 🎉🎊🍆💦

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 friday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

!!ATTENTION‼️ IT’S OCTOBER 💀👻 ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET 💀SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀 SKELETON 💀 SHOVE✊️🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽 CORN🍬 UP YOUR👉 ♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅 DONT 🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏 DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪 DOOR TO DOOR 🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

(Pt. 3) This years been rough 🤕 🤕 because your man/woman hasn’t been 😢🥺🥺🥺So do a reversal 😉 on some oral rehearsal😏🖖🏻🦵🏼🍑🦵🏼 get beneath that man sheath 🌂💦💦👁️👅👁️and use the force 💨 to savor 😋that labor lightsaber👷🏽‍♂️👷🏻‍♀️= 🚧 🦺🔞. Send this to ten polyamorous proletariats🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏽🤰🏽🤱🏽to take your 10 min break in heaven 😇 ⛅️ 😈 Or else, the only oral benefits ✋🏻👁️👄👁️🤚🏻🌾💦💦🌝you’ll be receiving, will be for your dental plan 🪥 💦 🦷👉🏻👌🏻🚫🙅🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️