I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it, people use it all the time on tiktok and whatnot and it’s so annoying. You aren’t dead, you aren’t rotted, shut up. Here are some examples that piss me off “I’m dead 💀” “[insert ♥♥♥♥♥♥ insult here] 💀” “Bro… 💀” Every time I see it I just get filled with rage and I want to body slam whoever types the comment.

im a guy my good sir

man is down absolutely horrendous

Please add pictures of your maps.

LF Eagle
Have: Cash if you find him 🤑$$$🤑

Sent a request to steam support and asked them why the guide was banned. They said it was a mistake and it should be back up lol

In North Korea, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong-Un need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Kim Jong-Un die! North Korea very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Donald Trump give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Donald Trump save life. My big secret: I kill Kim Jong-Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

dr pepper just lost her medical license.😔now she’s just ms pepper.😂bet you thought i was going to say mr pepper!😒no.✋🛑dr pepper has been a women this whole time.😜unlearn your internal biases!👩‍⚕️she lost her license for throwing a baby in the trash⛹️‍♀️👶

Happy Birthday Billie!! 💖 💖 How old are you now? 🤔🤔 Wait... You just turned 18??? 😳😳😳😳 Oh my god... Oh ♥♥♥♥.... 😳😳😳 Billie.... ♥♥♥♥.... 😳😳😳😳😳 OHHHHHHHHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦 ♥♥♥♥ I'm so sorry 😨😨😨😨 Billie I didn't mean to ♥♥♥ I swear!! 😨😨 Please forgive me and forget about this... 🥺🥺 Unless...? 😏😏 Okay, confession time❗❗❗❗ Billie ever since you started music 🎵🎵 I've loved ❤️❤️ you and your music 😳😳 and I've done some naughty things 🍆💦🍆💦 looking at your pictures... 🔞🔞 Now that you're all grown up 👩👩 do you love ❤️ me too? 😳😳 Please Billie I've always wanted to do things to you 👅👅👅👅 and now you're finally 18 😩😩 we can have legal Sex 🍆🍆🍑🍑 Please Billie respond to this message quickly 🏃🏃 and say yes❗❗ ✅✅😊😊 I'll be waiting... 😩🍆💦💦🍑🍑😳😳

xD

I'm not a libtard, libtard.

Hello, You are a hacker!

Fr tho, Happy New Year Eagle <3

I hope 2019 is gonna be better, but it doesn't matter, time is a social construct and new years doesn't mean ♥♥♥♥ because it's only about celebrating our manmade calendar based on the journey of our planet around the sun from a specific point, the universe doesn't care about us because we're not special and one day when our planet isn't even gonna be habitable, the sun is gonna turn into a giant red for a while, destroying everything that used to be our planet, and even though it'll turn into a white dwarf, in billions of years a giant black hole is gonna swallow the whole universe and it'll return into a singularity like it was before. So what's even the point of enjoying these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful holidays, nothing matters, not even our lives, we're just here for no purpose at all and life is meaningless. We're all gonna die and that's it, there's no point in even trying to accomplish anything in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ life.

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

Nice hacking

No, ♥♥♥♥ you, you can not do anything stupid once you are reported, my friend has evidence that says otherwise ... The hacks only make you an idiot who wants to ruin the experience of the game. Humans, haha.

Another hacker eh?

Look at the game we had and confirm that you were using HACKS aimbot to be exact