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Recent reviews by Garstmarst

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9 people found this review helpful
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30.8 hrs on record
Liked this game til you guys got jealous that another studio did what you sloppily did better and you tried to sue them. get real.

Posted 6 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You can be a drunk slumlord whats not to love
Posted 18 April, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
87.3 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
I LOVE ARDA I LOVE ARDA I LOVE ARDA I LOVE ARDA I LOVE MY STATION WAGON ITS PERFECT I LOVE ARDA
Posted 24 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
74.9 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
Ive heard hell divers speaking of "friendly fire", but to record, there is no known instance of a hell diver losing his life to a fellow brother in arms, any similar rumours are spread by the automaton menace, as their attacks on our communication, and server infrastructure are rampant, do not give in
Posted 16 February, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
231.4 hrs on record (76.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Beat a man violenty and he ended up not even being the murderer. Best detective
Posted 7 February, 2024. Last edited 7 February, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.8 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
you fall into the backrooms in a mission
Posted 2 January, 2024.
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1.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I bought this game really not sure what to expect, but i have to say, its a lot scarier than i expected it would be, i thought id actually have fun exploring the game, but it reallys gets to you, it eats away at your sanity, i felt myself just getting more and more paranoid. the world design really is just unnerving in a way that images dont capture as well. sight lines are non existent, i adamantly refused to enter any dark areas.
Posted 30 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
20.6 hrs on record
people that play this game are ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

interesting game mechanics though.
Posted 28 October, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
248.2 hrs on record (143.0 hrs at review time)
i regret every waking second ive ever spent on this awful game and im still gonna play it.

dont do this to yourself please this game is a form of self harm
Posted 9 September, 2023.
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15.6 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Games okay now, gameplay loop is fun, still buggy but il accept it.
Posted 25 August, 2023. Last edited 24 August, 2024.
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